[Breakfast: pumpkin pancakes]

Someone told a friend of mine that Julia Roberts and Danny Moder had separated.

"She probably read it in The National Enquirer," my friend smirked.

"I don't think that's true, but I'll find out," I said.

I knew that this couldn't be true, because all I ever hear about Julia and Danny is how in love they are with each other. I called my friend who knows them (a real friend of theirs) and found out that surprise, surprise...The National Enquirer was wrong! Julia and Danny are still blissfully happy.