Breakfast At Tiffany's




Subscribe to "BAT"
Enter your Email

Powered by FeedBlitz



« Gossip Blogs Survey | Home | Boring, Bitchy Wannabe Models »

Diane Keaton's Secret: She's a Mummy!!!

Part of: Gossip , Hollywood

Diane Keaton is obviously one of the most neurotic actors around. She dresses so that her best body parts are highlighted--not so weird. What is weird, is that literally the only body parts that she likes are her face (omitting her forehead) and legs. I know that it's hard for actors to age, but how fun is to always wear gloves, turtlenecks, and hats? Diane is not just eccentric. She needs to see a shrink badly. As she gets older, her only alternative is to wear a green suit (but in black) similar to the one Ben Stiller wore at the Oscars, or a burkha. Maybe she and Michael Jackson could team up. Diane explained on Oprah last week why she won't do botox or get surgery: "I'd like to go out authentic. I'd like to do that. I'd like to try." I wonder what she thinks is more flattering: cremation or burial? I'm voting for mummification.


Stars R Us
Golden Globes
At the movies


TrackBack URL for this entry:

Post a comment

(If you haven't left a comment here before, you may need to be approved by the site owner before your comment will appear. Until then, it won't appear on the entry. Thanks for waiting.)