Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi were involved in a Porsche sandwich on Friday. I know that sounds cool and kinky, but the Porsche sandwich equalled a multiple car crash. Some older chick, Jeanne Werber, who was allegedly drunk driving crashed her 2002 Porsche Carrera into an icky 2002 Buick Le Sabre which then hit Ellen's superior 2006 Porsche Carrera. Ellen and Portia were stopped at a traffic light at the time. That stupid older chick totally ruined Ellen and Portia's whole Labor Day weekend. What a bitch! Ellen and Portia were already complaining about neck and back pain at the scene. From being involved in a similar accident, I know that the pain only gets worse. At least they can be in pain together.

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