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Click Photos to Enlarge Thank God that Britney Spears isn't going to become 'Ana' anytime soon. On a recent jaunt to Ralphs she dropped her receipt and US Magazine just happened to get hold of it (or something like...[More]
Click Photo to Enlarge ---It sucks to be Brandy Norwood right now. Her accident that resulted in a fatality last month was kept under wraps for a few weeks, but now that it’s become public, the California Highway Patrol and...[More]
Click Photo to Enlarge Guess Who?...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge You always see pictures of stars on film sets in Ugg boots and North Face puffy coats, but how often are stars papped in luxurious chenille blankets in an array of colors? Paris' blankies on...[More]
[Breakfast: gummi cola bottles] Click Photo to Enlarge This is a really horrid picture of Rachel McAdams. Bad, bad lighting. I know that I was just complaining about how annoying she his yesterday, but I also complimented her on using...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge All Reese had to do to become a smoking hot mama was divorce her husband, Ryan Phillipe. If only other things in life were so simple. Here's Reese at the SAG Awards looking like the...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge American Idol allegedly wants to replace one alcoholic-druggie judge, Paula Abdul, with another one -- Courtney Love. I might start watching American Idol again if they do that. Someone was just telling me the other...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge WTF is Sienna Miller's problem? I know that the most glaring one is that she can't act, but is she so desperate to be trendsetting that she has to copy Linday Lohan's rehab look? Sienna...[More]
[Breakfast: oatmeal with oat milk] Click Photos to Enlarge I haven't written about Gwen Stefani for a long time. Frankly, she's become boring and overexposed. I only really liked her when she was pregnant, so unless she becomes pregnant again...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Rachel McAdams is suddenly in the spotlight again due to the Oscar nomination of her boyfriend, Ryan Gosling. (Has anyone even seen Half Nelson?) McAdams with her precious pink highlights and ugly white pumps (her...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Poor Lindsay and Nicole. The whole world is waiting with baited breath to see when they'll be caught wasted again. Nicole has tried to clean up her image by going Bergdorf Blonde and dressing like...[More]
Click Photo to Enlarge You know how I've said in the past how boring Jessica Simpson and John Mayer seem and wondered what they had to talk about? Well, today one of my sources confirmed my suspicions. My source revealed...[More]
[Breakfast: Baked Lays with sour cream and onion dip] Click Photos to Enlarge The SAG Awards are always so boring. I watched them for 15 minutes last night before falling asleep. The only good thing that can be said about...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Paris Hilton allegedy wrote about her feelings regarding ParisExposed.com on Stavros Niarchos' official myspace page. Please note that I have no proof that this is real. Even if it's fake, I can tell you that...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge MK's latest fashion icon is the shaggy dog. I wonder if PETA would be OK with MK's vest if it were skinned from her own dead pet? Ironically, people are seen all day long walking...[More]
Hey Guys, I'm going to be posting later this afternoon due to some chiropractic issues. Please come back then. Thanks! Love, BAT...[More]
Click Photo to Enlarge Everyone is assuming that Lindsay Lohan is going to rehab to get help. Given that she's allowed to work during the day and only has to spend the night at Wonderland--that's highly doubtful. Her current film's...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Jessica's even gotten John Mayer into hiding himself with a bag. This is Jess' best bag placement ever considering she has a bag in front and back of her. Other starlets should take note. Below we...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Poor Katie. There's no doubt now that her twenties have been snatched away from her. Tom doesn't want anyone else being attracted to his Katie, so she's been relegated to dressing like a 70 year-old....[More]
I would not be happy if I were Paris Hilton right now. I heard a rumor that her stolen diary was going public today, but didn't realize it was all the items that had been in her storage unit....[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge “Do you think they’re filming Ugly Betty?” one homeless guy said to another as they walked past the Venice set of The Hottie and the Nottie. (Ugly Betty had been filming at the Santa Monica...[More]
Best Picture Babel The Departed Letters from Iwo Jima Little Miss Sunshine The Queen Best Actor Leonardo DiCaprio, Blood Diamond Ryan Gosling, Half Nelson Peter O'Toole, Venus Will Smith, The Pursuit of Happyness Forest Whitaker, The Last King of Scotland...[More]
Click Photo to Enlarge --Keith Urban and Miss USA, Tara Conner, have both checked out of rehab. Good, now the media can put 100% of their focus on Lindsay Lohan’s rehabilitation at Wonderland. She’s a million times more interesting. I...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Kate Winslet was recently deemed one of the "Fabulous Fashion Independents for 2006" by the infamous Mr. Blackwell. She doesn't always look well-dressed in candids, but for press related events and award shows she rocks....[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Mena Suvari is obviously on a tropical holiday (bitch!) with her boyfriend, Mike "Murda" Carrasco. I'm sure they're in Miami or the Carribean having a great time swimming, boozing, copulating, etc. The thing that I...[More]
[Breakfast: oatmeal with oat milk] Click Photos to Enlarge Uma looked good in the above bathing suit photos taken in the last six months considering that she's 36 and a mother of two. But I called her out for wearing...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Gets really wasted on New Year's Eve because that's what all the cool kids do. A few days later gets so wasted that she turns into a ghost at Le Deux in Hollywood. Feels guilty...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge I personally would be mortified to show up at a major awards ceremony wearing the same trendy look as multiple other starlets. The only one who makes the look their own is Salma Hayek. She...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge I was going to call this entry "Totes That Hide Starlets" but Maria Menunous' bag seems like a cross between a duffle and a purse. It's so confusing these days with supersized purses that would...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Even if you're a Paris hater, you've got to admit that her costumes for The Hottie and the Nottie rock. The costume designer, Christopher Lawrence, is very talented. Wednesday Paris donned an adorable crocheted bikini...[More]
Before I start my report, I need to clear up the logline for The Hottie and the Nottie. The movie is about an average guy who has to find a boyfriend for the object of his affection’s trollish friend before...[More]
Click Photo to Enlarge Watch out Britney, Paris, and Kim Kardasian! There's a new BFF in town which the paparazzi will flock to in lieu of your tired assess. Katie Holmes isn't going to break up with her Transatlantic BFF,...[More]
Click Photo to Enlarge The moment we've all been waiting for has finally happened: Lindsay Lohan has entered rehab. My sources told me about a year and a half ago that she allegedly entered rehab then, but it was never...[More]
Click Photo to Enlarge --ANTM runner up, Melrose Bickerstaff, clung to Jeremy Piven all night at two Golden Globe parties. I would have aimed a little higher if I were Melrose, but the two seem well suited to each other...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge I liked the simplicity of Ali Larter and Hilary Swank's dresses, but Hilary looks like a contender for 'Ana' Watch. I hate to mention Brangelina, but Angie pulled off a St. John dress without looking...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Julia Louis-Dreyfus couldn't have picked an uglier dress. There's no way I'm going to call that "thing" a gown. Her poor breasts are flattened and what exactly is she holding? Is it a domino box...[More]
Click Photo to Enlarge Umm..apparently Vanessa Williams is like the diva bitch she plays on "Ugly Betty." Why else would her hair stylist and makeup artist and stylist let her leave the house with that horrible wig? I was so...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge We all know that Beyonce is a shining star and worth her weight in gold and diamonds, but wearing a dress that reflects this is OTT. FYI: Dressing like an Oscar doesn't mean that you're...[More]
Click Photo to Enlarge OMG, Reese Witherspoon's new motto is totally I'm Sexy and Single. I never thought that she had any sex appeal, but she's obviously getting some action now. The long hair and sexy dress aren't bad either....[More]
Click Photo to Enlarge There's no doubt in my mind that Tallulah Belle Willis will have a career in anything but acting. While her sister Scout is working weekends at Marc Jacobs to get an early start on her fashion...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge I think I'm favoring Nicky Hilton's Balenciaga bag, though Jessica Alba's bag is super-cool considering it can be used as a tote, too.I don't know that I'd feel comfortable wearing a big red bag (Balenciaga)...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge MK looks to boys for style inspiration while Ashley favors Hollywood starlets from the past. Ashley recently told Bliss magazine:"I like old movie stars like Audrey Hepburn and Rita Hayworth - they were so stylish."...[More]
Click Photo to Enlarge Call me old-fashioned, but I didn't want to say that Just and Cam were splitsville until it was officially announced. If I had know how lame the announcement was going to be, I would have written...[More]
Click Photo to Enlarge Elisha Cuthbert is the most fashionable novice ice skater I've ever seen. Of course, these stills are from a romantic comedy she's filming called My Sassy Girl. The film is a remake of a Korean film...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Apparently MTV doesn't require their VJ's to wear bras--the only requirement is that they're perky. Vanessa Minnillo aka Ms. Nick Lachey was happy to demonstrate this the other day on TRL. Related Entries: Fashion Rocks...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Today marks the 5th Anniversay of Guantanamo Bay. Guantanamo Bay is known as a US base/prison/ torture chamber in Cuba. "On January 11, 2002, the first 20 detainees in the “war on terror” arrived, hooded...[More]
[Breakfast: Green tea and half of a peanut butter and chocolate cupcake] Click Photo to Enlarge Posh, Becks, and their children (their names don't matter yet) are finally moving to Lalaland. Now we'll get more paparazzi pictures of Katie Holmes...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge I'm really sick of doing 'Ana' Alerts for Keira Knightley. There's just no good reason for her to have bones jutting out everywhere. I get her body type. It's annoying to have bigger thighs and...[More]
I don't know if I believe that Drew Barrymore and Fabrizio Moretti are really broken up as US Weekly is reporting. They're probably just on sabbatical again. It gets tough dating a rock star and vice versa. Drew should...[More]
[Breakfast: half of a toasted pumpernickel bagel with cream cheese and a tomato slice.] Click Photos to Enlarge I hate when I have to praise Sienna Miller for something. Unfortunately, she was a true glamourista in this vintage dress by...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge It appears that Brangie's deal with the devil has lapsed just in time for the premiere of God Grew Tired of Us. Brad's looking tired and wrinkly while Angie looks like a cross between a...[More]
Click Photo to Enlarge Pretty boy Clive Owen now dabbles in makeup. He will be the face of Lancome's Hypnôse Homme and men's anti-aging skin-care range in their spring ads. Question: Does Clive appeal to gay or straight men or...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge I know, I know...more bathing suits. I wish I were on a tropical island sipping a pina colada right now, OK??? I have to live vicariously through chicks like Jessica Biel and Nicole Richie until...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge I keep on seeing paparazzi shots of Paris Hilton on various blogs (even Perez Hilton’s) that show her supposedly on set of The Hottie and The Nottie or coming from acting class. The pictures of her...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Did any of you guys see Dirt's premiere last week? The show literally looked dirty because it was lit so darkly. DK and I thought it had to be a mistake, so we turned off our...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Red bags and red shoes are soo 2006. Now it's all about the red lip. Maggie Grace and MK painted their lips red to go with their new brown and blonde hair, respectively. Red can...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Lilo, Jessica Alba and Jessica Biel all have cute new bikinis. I don't know about Jessica Biel's, though. White bathing suits scare me. I'd be worried that a pap would get a see-through shot. I...[More]
[Breakfast: fruit and yogurt with oats] Click Photo to Enlarge OMG, I practically died when I saw these pictures of Tyra Banks in the latest issue of Vanity Fair. She's one of the least Audrey Hepburnish people --in character and...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge This $1,445 Miu Miu purse looked like a normal size in pictures, but on an actual petite person like Reese Witherspoon it's huge. No wonder she can't find anything in it. Related Entries: Bags That...[More]
[Breakfast: 2 cranberry/mini-chocolate chip/oatmeal cookies] Click Photos to Enlarge I've never seen Nelly Furtado perform live, but her old vibe used to be young and urban mixed in with some hippie. Now that her new album has a different sound,...[More]
Click Photo to Enlarge Daniel Craig looks super-hot in this picture for W magazine. Um, now about Nicole Kidman. Yes, she looks stunning, but her picture is way too photoshopped. This creates a weird juxtaposition between the two actors. They're...[More]
[Breakfast: wheat bread with peanut butter and green tea] Click Photos to Enlarge Hmm...I'm kind of shocked by Ashlee's body in a bikini. I thought she had no curves. It looks like she has a Niki Hilton body type--curvy around...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge How cute is Kylie Minogue? She's still looking too plastic for my taste, but I like that she's dressing her age. Related Entries: Stoned!...[More]
Click Photo to Enlarge What a difference a few days make. Days ago Lindsay was celebrating Jane Fonda's 69th birthday (she doesn't look that old) with director Garry Marshall on the set of Georgia Rules. How sweet was Jane to...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Mirror, Mirror on the Bag (Louis Vuitton) Who's the Ugliest of Them All? That would be Kim Kardasian. Paris seriously looks like the prettiest woman in the world standing next to her. Both of the...[More]
Click Photo to Enlarge Julia Roberts and Danny Moder are having another baby. I predict that it's a boy and they will name him Theonious. Above we have the happy couple in NYC, and below the lovely family is seen...[More]
Click Photo to Enlarge How cool is this painting by Kate Kretz? It and another version can be found here on her blog. They will be on exhibit at the Chelsea Galleria booth at the Art Miami Fair, January 5-8th....[More]
Click Photo to Enlarge I don't know how Jessica manages to look like she just threw on some clothes that were on her bedroom floor that magically turned into a stylish-without-trying- too-hard outfit. Actually, I do know. She has a...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Jessica Simpson: "I hung out with John Mayer because daddy said it would help my image." John Mayer: "Jessica is totally boring like me, but is good eye candy. My publicist said we should be...[More]
[Breakfast: a mango lassi] Click Photos to Enlarge "Ha, ha...dumbass people at The Mirror. We so did not get married. Maybe we will in the future or maybe we won't. Wouldn't you like to know?" If I were them, I'd...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Jessica Alba needs to eat, but I doubt she will anytime soon considering this recent quote: “I have curves, but I don’t really like them. I wish I was skinnier and taller.” [Source] She really...[More]
[Breakfast: a pumpkin chocolate chip muffin and green tea] Click Photo to Enlarge Can't MK and Ashley Olsen commit to anything? At least Ashley waited a few weeks before going blonde again. I was beginning to like her as a...[More]
Who better to ring in the new year with than Jemima Khan and Hugh Grant? This picture was taken at some party a couple of weeks before the new year. And, no, the party didn't have a Pimp's and...[More]
