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What Hollywood Did For NYE

Part of: Britney , Fugly , Gossip , Hollywood , Jessica Simpson , Lindsay Lohan , NYC , Nicole Richie
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Jessica Simpson: "I hung out with John Mayer because daddy said it would help my image."

John Mayer: "Jessica is totally boring like me, but is good eye candy. My publicist said we should be seen together again. It makes me seem less boring and people remember that I exist."

Wilmer Valderrama: "I latched onto Mandy Moore so I could get laid."

Mandy Moore: "I hung out with Wilmer for the attention--we used to date-- and because we have so much in common. Fuck it, the real reason was that I wanted to have ex-sex."

Joel Madden: "Huh?"

Nicole Richie: "I got totally wasted."

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Britney Spears: "All I know is that I barfed a lot--like, alot alot."

Christina Aquilera: "I looked fierce at all times."

Hilary Duff: "I tried to forget about Joel and that stupid bitch Nicole. I'm a million times prettier than her."

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Lindsay Lohan: "I stuffed my face and drank red bull since I'm trying to stay sober. Oh, and I put a belt around my slip and wore it out because I was feeling fat."


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John Meyer is by no means boring; musician, singer, writer...Jessica on the other hand, boring describes her to the "T".

If only they would tell the truth.. Very funny.

lindsey you shouldn't feel fat because you're to dumb to be fat

congratulations joel... hilary to nicole was an UPGRADE

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