What Hollywood Did For NYE
Part of: Britney , Fugly , Gossip , Hollywood , Jessica Simpson , Lindsay Lohan , NYC , Nicole Richie

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Jessica Simpson: "I hung out with John Mayer because daddy said it would help my image."
John Mayer: "Jessica is totally boring like me, but is good eye candy. My publicist said we should be seen together again. It makes me seem less boring and people remember that I exist."
Wilmer Valderrama: "I latched onto Mandy Moore so I could get laid."
Mandy Moore: "I hung out with Wilmer for the attention--we used to date-- and because we have so much in common. Fuck it, the real reason was that I wanted to have ex-sex."
Joel Madden: "Huh?"
Nicole Richie: "I got totally wasted."



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Britney Spears: "All I know is that I barfed a lot--like, alot alot."
Christina Aquilera: "I looked fierce at all times."
Hilary Duff: "I tried to forget about Joel and that stupid bitch Nicole. I'm a million times prettier than her."


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Lindsay Lohan: "I stuffed my face and drank red bull since I'm trying to stay sober. Oh, and I put a belt around my slip and wore it out because I was feeling fat."
Comments
John Meyer is by no means boring; musician, singer, writer...Jessica on the other hand, boring describes her to the "T".
Posted by: gigi | January 3, 2007 04:31 PM
If only they would tell the truth.. Very funny.
Posted by: Cypress | January 4, 2007 02:59 PM
lindsey you shouldn't feel fat because you're to dumb to be fat
Posted by: camry | January 4, 2007 07:32 PM
congratulations joel... hilary to nicole was an UPGRADE
Posted by: miko | January 7, 2007 09:12 PM