[Breakfast: oatmeal and green tea]

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Ah, Matthew McConaughey. I know that you occasionally do good deeds like when you volunteered at the Red Cross after Hurrican Katrina. I'm not quite sure why you gave up your beach house rental to live in your airsteam trailer. Maybe you're trying to change the expression "trailer trash" into "trailer park chic." How PC of you. However, I know that you're tres arrogant and a player, because I've observed you at parties. I'm kind of confused about why you can't sweep your own astroturf. Perhaps you think carying out the trash out is a more manly activity than sweeping. It's a good thing that you have a housekeeper and girlfriend/maid (Camilla Alves) to do the girlie chores.

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