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You know that a movie is going to suck when the poster is ugly. Look at that horrible makeup! We all know that Marc Anthony wears lipstick in private, but I don't want to see it in public. Also, he's trying to channel Al Pacino in Scarface while Jennifer Lopez is all telenovela. The movie is supposed to be a biopic about the King of Salsa, Hector Lavoe. He can't complain about the authenticity of El Cantante or Marc Anthony's performance because he's dead.

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