--Avril Lavigne thinks that Britney should put-up or shut-up. Yeah, I’m sure that Avril knows everything at 22, ‘cause she’s married. Like she’s totally mature in the way that she deals with the paparazzi by spitting on them and everything. [Source]

--If you’ve always dreamed of having a car that’s your best friend, you are in luck. KITT, the flame-throwing, river-jumping, talking muscle car from the '80s TV show "Knight Rider," is up for sale. Restored to its debut-season glory, the modified black 1982 Pontiac Trans Am is offered at $149,995 at a Dublin auto dealership. It’s worth the price to have a guy who will love you unconditionally until the day he dies. [Source]

--Diddy thinks it’s cool to brag about having tantric sex for 30 hours with his girlfriend, Kim Porter, in Paris. He doesn’t get that people who do it don’t need to talk about it. He must have a rivalry with Sting, or a really small you-know-what. [Source]

--You know when there aren’t any good movies out when a movie called Blades of Glory about two ugly and dorky ice skaters who have to become skate partners is box office gold. [Source]

---Mandy Moore fractured her ankle at a Self magazine shoot while jumping off a boat. She totally got the idea from America’s Next Top Model. Maybe she’ll mysteriously disappear next like Australia’s Next Top Model did from VH1. I really like you, Tyra, I swear. [Source]

--Daniel Craig won the title as Best Dressed Man in Britain by GQ magazine. That’s hot. What's hotter, though, is the unrated version of Casino Royale that I saw over the weekend. [Source]