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OMG, Paris Hilton is going to jail! I guess that money and celebrity don't get you out of everything in life. It's too bad that she'll start serving her sentence in LA County Jail on June 5th, because she's been wearing some decent clothes lately (see above) and I'll be in Hawaii so I can't see her off. The police are partially to blame for Paris thinking that she was untouchable. I'm sure they gave her quite a few warnings before they ever ticketed her for anything. I've seen video of her on TMZ talking cops out of giving people who seemed very intoxicated tickets. I'm not worried about Paris making it out of jail alive. I'm sure that she's been in some fights and will be able to manipulate people to get whatever she wants. It's not like Paris has never been with a woman before.

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