The people at Valentino must really loathe Sienna Miller to make her look so hideous for a photo shoot. Thank God for photo shop. Related Entries: Who Wore it Best? Copycat Sienna Oops...I got Another Tattoo Cate vs. Sienna...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge OMG, Could Heath Ledger look any fuglier? Seriously, those shoes are horrible. I know that MK has worn them, but even Shopbop is trying to get rid of them. Maybe Heath is a Method actor...[More]
[Breakfast: Brioche from Breadbar and chamomile tea.] I dragged DK into Barneys New York yesterday because I had to return something. It was also a good excuse to brunch at Barneys Greengrass. I switched it up this time and had...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Jessica Biel is hot and Anne Hathaway is not. P.S.If had to pick an actress to have sex with, I'd possibly pick Jessica Biel. Who would you pick? Click Photos to Enlarge Related Entries: Fashionista...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Johnny Grant (The unofficial mayor of Hollywood & Roosevelt Hotel penthouse resident) via LAT on Lindsay Lohan's recent incident: "Maybe these young people should have a talk with Drew Barrymore. She was very public with...[More]
[Breakfast: Fage yogurt w/ oats and mango. Green tea.] Click Photo to Enlarge I haven't written about Kimberly Stewart in a long time because there's nothing new to say about her. She doesn't do anything for a living that I...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Scarlett Johansson had better watch out. You know you're in trouble when a socialite (Amanda Hearst) looks better than you at an event that you're hosting. SJ looks like a younger (though prettier) version of...[More]
[Breakfast : green tea (only because I don't feel well) ] Click Photos to Enlarge Apparently dressing for a music festival in the desert is terribly difficult. Who knew that the Coachella Music Festival 2007 would be the downfall of...[More]
Click Photo to Enlarge You know that a movie is going to suck when the poster is ugly. Look at that horrible makeup! We all know that Marc Anthony wears lipstick in private, but I don't want to see it...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge I thought I'd seen the worst of Mischa's fugly outfits ages ago. I mean, she has worn numerous fugly outfits, but some are worse than others. I can't even fathom stylist Rachel Zoe collaborating with...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Jessica Alba looks like a mannequin in a forgettable outift. J-Lo looks like the result of a makeover a la Pretty Woman minus her lucky trousers. Paris looks like she's really driving even though she...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Ew. Kim Kardasian's ensemble looks like something that Paris Hilton would've worn as a teenager. And who is that scary druggie looking guy? I would not want to touch either of them. There's something icky...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Stop the fugly lipstick trend, pretty please. Hot pink, 'death' pink and orange are not pretty. And Fergie is ugly enough as it is without bad makeup. There's no point in highlighting the fug with...[More]
Click Photo to Enlarge Jenna Jameson is supposedly going through a difficult divorce and that's why she's lost so much weight. But then why is she still wearing her wedding ring? Whatever is going on is sinister because it's dragging...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge For some reason Jennifer Lopez is obsessed with this horrible white fringe bag. Hopefully, it will rain soon and she'll drop it in a muddy puddle. Related Entries: Fashion Accessory Du Jour Fashion Accessory Du...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Britney celebrated her settlement by going out in Hollywood last night. She totally couldn't be seen out at night before she had settled with Fed-Ex. I'm glad that she was smart for once, though she...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge I still think that Fergie is fugly, but she looks better in the picture on the left than she looked at the Grammys last month. Less is more on her. It's too much when Fug's...[More]
Click Photo to Enlarge Sometimes I like to post 'lovespiration' pictures. This word's definition--that I just made up--refers to loving your physical features more, because you're not as fugly as Amy Winehouse or Kelly Osbourne, among others. Even if you...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge It annoys me when celebrities dress like normal people. Jennifer Garner is the only one who can get away with it because she's a tomboy and has a kid that she actually hangs out with....[More]
Click Photo to Enlarge Even Lindsay Lohan has gone blonde. (Poor Jessica Simpson hopped on the brunette trend too late.) I don't know who looks more haggard in these pictures--Lindsay or Sienna Miller. Lindsay looks Sienna's age, 25, and...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Anne Hathaway: Pretty in Poodle Beyonce: Always a bridesmaid never a bride. Jessica Biel: That used to be my favorite Crayola crayon color, too! Click Photos to Enlarge Eva Green: Still crazy. Jennifer Hudson: WTF?...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Since it's Friday, I though I'd critique the ugly fashion first. How good do you feel about yourself now that you've seen photos of 5 beautiful models in ugly dresses? I know most men would...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge I knew that something bad was going to happen to James Blunt in the company of Petra Nemcova when I caught sight of her hideous Oscar party makeup. She must have been really wasted to...[More]
[Breakfast: Ess-a-Bagel everything bagel with vegetable tofu cream cheese] Click Photos to Enlarge Leggings with sweatshirts or shirts are the new Juicy Couture track suits: Just because they're trendy, doesn't mean that you should wear them. I know that LL...[More]
Click Photo to Enlarge Grandma Spears went out on the town last night. (Yay! I can recycle my 'Bonnie Parker' wig for Halloween now.) Grandma went to The Roxy for a karaoke party, but allegedly had to go to the...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Plaid is still going strong. Posh should've copied MK and bought her own Marc Jacobs $1,000 + plaid wrap to cover her bones instead of wearing skin-tight tartan....[More]
[Breakfast: a biscuit with butter and strawberry jam, slice of cantaloupe, and green tea.] Click Photos to Enlarge This is for all of you Valentine's Day haters out there. How sad is it that Jessica bought John peach roses for...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge I probably should've waited until the late afternoon for the Pacific Standard Time people before I posted this. Sorry if the extreme fugliness ruins your lunch. The sad thing about Joan Rivers' extreme plasticness is...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Mena Suvari better watch out or she'll turn into Fergie. I don't know why she'd want a hairstyle that makes her look so much older. She looks OK with brown hair, but those bangs are...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge WTF is Sienna Miller's problem? I know that the most glaring one is that she can't act, but is she so desperate to be trendsetting that she has to copy Linday Lohan's rehab look? Sienna...[More]
Click Photo to Enlarge --Keith Urban and Miss USA, Tara Conner, have both checked out of rehab. Good, now the media can put 100% of their focus on Lindsay Lohan’s rehabilitation at Wonderland. She’s a million times more interesting. I...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Mena Suvari is obviously on a tropical holiday (bitch!) with her boyfriend, Mike "Murda" Carrasco. I'm sure they're in Miami or the Carribean having a great time swimming, boozing, copulating, etc. The thing that I...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Julia Louis-Dreyfus couldn't have picked an uglier dress. There's no way I'm going to call that "thing" a gown. Her poor breasts are flattened and what exactly is she holding? Is it a domino box...[More]
Click Photo to Enlarge Umm..apparently Vanessa Williams is like the diva bitch she plays on "Ugly Betty." Why else would her hair stylist and makeup artist and stylist let her leave the house with that horrible wig? I was so...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge We all know that Beyonce is a shining star and worth her weight in gold and diamonds, but wearing a dress that reflects this is OTT. FYI: Dressing like an Oscar doesn't mean that you're...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Red bags and red shoes are soo 2006. Now it's all about the red lip. Maggie Grace and MK painted their lips red to go with their new brown and blonde hair, respectively. Red can...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Lilo, Jessica Alba and Jessica Biel all have cute new bikinis. I don't know about Jessica Biel's, though. White bathing suits scare me. I'd be worried that a pap would get a see-through shot. I...[More]
[Breakfast: 2 cranberry/mini-chocolate chip/oatmeal cookies] Click Photos to Enlarge I've never seen Nelly Furtado perform live, but her old vibe used to be young and urban mixed in with some hippie. Now that her new album has a different sound,...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Mirror, Mirror on the Bag (Louis Vuitton) Who's the Ugliest of Them All? That would be Kim Kardasian. Paris seriously looks like the prettiest woman in the world standing next to her. Both of the...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Jessica Simpson: "I hung out with John Mayer because daddy said it would help my image." John Mayer: "Jessica is totally boring like me, but is good eye candy. My publicist said we should be...[More]
Who better to ring in the new year with than Jemima Khan and Hugh Grant? This picture was taken at some party a couple of weeks before the new year. And, no, the party didn't have a Pimp's and...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Kitson is one of those stores that I go in and never find anything I like. I really don't get the hype, because it just seems like another overpriced store to me. (I feel the...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Mariah Carey is still soo Mariah Carey. She's bold to wear such tight leggings. I don't think anyone looks good with their posterior hanging out of leggings--this look only works for yoga class or the...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Britney seems to think that she can erase her slutty clothes and slutty behavior from our memories if she wears normal clothes every other day. The picture on the left (and pictures below) were taken...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Hmm...I know that the coolest thing to do when everyone else is dying their hair brown is to do the polar opposite and dye your hair platinum blonde. However, if you don't have the coloring...[More]
Click Photo to Enlarge Sure it looks like Mischa's crying because Cisco dumped her and is probably already dating Nicky Hilton (she's into dating starlets' exes these days). But my theory is that she is seriously depressed about her haircut....[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Mischa Barton and Lindsay Lohan need new friends and new tights. No one told them that their dresses were too short to wear with sheer tights. Sheer black tights remind me of bad office jobs....[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge It's nice to know that even models can look fugly after they've spent tons of money on clothes, makeup and hair. Gisele looks crazy. You can tell that she's a dork in real life and...[More]
Click Photo to Enlarge I don't really know what to say. The picture speaks for itself. I didn't mean to do two Halloween posts in a row, I swear. But I do love helping out my dear readers with costume...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Ah, how cute. Mischa got into the spirit of Halloween by wearing orange and black on October 1st in Malibu. Too bad her outfit is really ugly. [Source] Related Entries: Mischa Barton's a Sexy Pirate...[More]
[Breakfast: 1/2 cappuccino muffin and chamomile tea] Click Photo to Enlarge You can tell that Nicky Hilton is a bitch. She should be happy that she's being photographed at all. When Nicky was on Project Runway last season, she was...[More]
Click Photo to Enlarge Eww. I hate Minnie Driver. I wish that she was NEVER photographed again. Minnie should go back to England and just do radio....[More]
