June 01, 2007
Part of:
Fashion ,
Gossip ,
Hollywood ,
Keira Knightley ,
Slice of Life
Click Photos to Enlarge Keira Knightley looks gorgeous in both of these pictures. She was announced quite some time ago as the new face of Chanel's Coco Mademoiselle perfume, but the first ad above has just come out. I'm...[More]
April 26, 2007
Part of:
Fashion ,
Hollywood ,
Keira Knightley
Click Photos to Enlarge Keira Knightley and Rupert Friend have been wearing some funky (bad) outfits lately. Sometimes I think that they must have some kind of act that they set up at the park. Could they be English...[More]
April 23, 2007
Part of:
Gossip ,
Hollywood ,
Keira Knightley ,
Literati ,
Sienna Miller
Click Photo to Enlarge Ew. Sorry to assault your senses with such a vulgar picture of Sienna Miller, but it illustrates how this starlet tries to widen her exposure in the film industry. DK was reading me a list of...[More]
March 19, 2007
Part of:
Fashion ,
Gossip ,
Hollywood ,
Keira Knightley ,
Lindsay Lohan
Click Photo to Enlarge I guess that Miu Miu thought Lindsay Lohan wasn't hot enough to star in their ad campaign as herself, so they made her look like someone else. Tres rude. It's good that LL is wearing...[More]
January 11, 2007
Part of:
'Ana' Alert ,
Gossip ,
Hollywood ,
Keira Knightley
Click Photos to Enlarge I'm really sick of doing 'Ana' Alerts for Keira Knightley. There's just no good reason for her to have bones jutting out everywhere. I get her body type. It's annoying to have bigger thighs and...[More]
December 20, 2006
Part of:
'Ana' Alert ,
Fashion ,
Fashionista Du Jour ,
Gossip ,
Hollywood ,
Keira Knightley
Click Photos to Enlarge Keira Knightley rocks her dark brown locks when she wears a lot of makeup. I like her little-girl-gone-goth look here. Yeah, she's looking way 'ana' again. I'm so sick of these starving starlets. Please eat....[More]
November 14, 2006
Part of:
Ashlee Simpson ,
Brangelina ,
Cameron Diaz ,
Drew Barrymore ,
Fashion ,
Gossip ,
Hollywood ,
Jessica Simpson ,
Kate Bosworth ,
Keira Knightley ,
Music
Click Photos to Enlarge Ashlee = Dopey Drew = Boy Jessica = Comfortable Click Photos to Enlarge Jennifer = Who Cares? Kate = Still Alive Brangelina = Incognito Click Photos to Enlarge Cameron & Justin = WTF is Justin...[More]
November 14, 2006
Part of:
Fashion ,
Gossip ,
Hollywood ,
Keira Knightley
[Breakfast: leftover Oreo cheescake] Click Photos to Enlarge I don't love Keira's entire outfit, but her leather jacket is adorable. The ones I've seen in stores have been around $950, which is too steep for me, especially for a cropped...[More]
November 03, 2006
Part of:
Ashlee Simpson ,
Fashion ,
Fashion Accessory Du Jour ,
Gossip ,
Hollywood ,
Keira Knightley ,
Lindsay Lohan ,
Mischa Barton ,
Nicole Richie ,
Paris Hilton
[Breakfast: oatmeal with oatmilk, raspberries and maple syrup] Click Photos to Enlarge Ashlee Simpson, Keira Knightley, Mischa Barton, Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton are all about the quilted purse--specifically Chanel, though I'm not positive about Paris'. These purses bring a...[More]
August 18, 2006
Part of:
Fashion ,
Hollywood ,
Keira Knightley
Before After Keira Knightley and Rupert Friend finally get it right....[More]
August 16, 2006
Part of:
Fashion ,
Fashionista Du Jour ,
Hollywood ,
Keira Knightley
I never thought that I'd feature someone wearing a flannel shirt for Fashionista Du Jour. Keira Knightley actually pulls off this look well. Thank God that she didn't add a belt to her ensemble....[More]
August 11, 2006
Part of:
Fashion ,
Hollywood ,
Keira Knightley ,
Lindsay Lohan ,
Paris Hilton
Celebrity Truth: Stars can get away with looking like shit because they have sycophants around them telling them how "great, great, great" they look. Sure these people talk shit about them when they're not around, but whatever. Average Person...[More]
August 09, 2006
Part of:
Hollywood ,
Jessica Simpson ,
Keira Knightley
Keira Knightley, Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Love Hewitt I feel sorry for these young starlets who were all captured in unflattering poses. That's not true. It makes me feel good that they take bad pictures sometimes. If I were being...[More]
July 07, 2006
Part of:
'Ana' Alert ,
Fashion ,
Fashionista Du Jour ,
Hollywood ,
Keira Knightley
Keira Knightley's Gucci dress is hot, but when your ribs are sticking out it means that you're too skinny. Gaunt faces aren't attractive either. As I mentioned earlier, it seems that Keira has joined The Hollywood 'Ana' Club. I...[More]
June 27, 2006
Part of:
'Ana' Alert ,
Fashion ,
Food ,
Gossip ,
Hollywood ,
Keira Knightley ,
Mischa Barton
Dear Ms. Knightley, I really like you despite the fact that I can't name the last movie you were in that I watched. You're really beautiful and have a spunky personality, which can't be said for a lot of...[More]
April 26, 2006
Part of:
Britney ,
Gossip ,
Keira Knightley ,
Literati ,
Stoned! ,
Television
--Keira Knightley is the new face of Chanel’s perfume campaign. “Keira follows in the footsteps of Kate Moss, Nicole Kidman and singer Vanessa Paradis as one of the faces of Chanel.” Yeah, Keira’s making bank. [The Sun] --Glass lodged...[More]
March 28, 2006
Part of:
Gossip ,
Keira Knightley
I was really worried that TMZ would catch Keira Knightley boozing it up at Mood in LA before she turned 21. Now we can celebrate! Whoo hoo! That Pig mask disguise that Keira used to travel incognito was so...[More]
March 10, 2006
Part of:
Gossip ,
Hollywood ,
Keira Knightley ,
Lindsay Lohan ,
Nicole Richie
Red nails are in, didn't you know? What's more important is figuring out which one of these scrappy starlets would win a catfight. I'm voting for Keira Knightley. I would say Nicole Richie if she gained 15 pounds. Lindsay...[More]
March 07, 2006
Part of:
Gossip ,
Hollywood ,
Keira Knightley ,
Television
Michelle Williams, Keira Knightley and Uma Thurman are my picks for the Goddesses of the Oscars....[More]
February 28, 2006
Part of:
Brangelina ,
Britney ,
Gossip ,
Keira Knightley ,
Stoned! ,
TomKat
--Brad Pitt is allegedly following Angelina Jolie's lead and becoming a UN Goodwill Ambassador. I finally realized why we’re all so obsessed with Brangelina. They’re like the American Royal Family! Even if we saw pictures of Angelina in a...[More]
January 17, 2006
Part of:
Fashion ,
Gossip ,
Hollywood ,
Keira Knightley ,
Scarlett Johansson ,
Television
I was counting down the days until the Golden Globes, the day that I’d be able to take another jab at The Bitchiest Queen in the World, Isaac Mizrahi. This Queen made Kathy Griffin’s past red carpet antics look...[More]
September 22, 2004
Part of:
Keira Knightley ,
Trick Or Treat
Breakfast: 5 grain scone and orange juice Successful Business Man has advised me that my online picture makes me look significantly older and more conservative than I am in real life (he laughed about me being conservative) "Why did you...[More]