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June 21, 2007
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Fashion ,
Fugly ,
Gossip ,
Hollywood ,
Literati
Click Photos to Enlarge Jessica Biel is hot and Anne Hathaway is not. P.S.If had to pick an actress to have sex with, I'd possibly pick Jessica Biel. Who would you pick? Click Photos to Enlarge Related Entries: Fashionista...[More]
May 08, 2007
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Fashion ,
Gossip ,
Hollywood ,
Lindsay Lohan ,
Literati ,
Stoned!
[Breakfast: 3 slices of turkey bacon and a hard-boiled egg] Click Photo to Enlarge --Lindsay’s ‘friend’ who released the video of LL allegedly doing lots of cocaine to News of the World, said she did it because she’s worried that...[More]
April 23, 2007
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Gossip ,
Hollywood ,
Keira Knightley ,
Literati ,
Sienna Miller
Click Photo to Enlarge Ew. Sorry to assault your senses with such a vulgar picture of Sienna Miller, but it illustrates how this starlet tries to widen her exposure in the film industry. DK was reading me a list of...[More]
April 22, 2007
Part of:
Fashion ,
Literati ,
Slice of Life
[Breakfast: a slice of yogurt cheese] Click Photos to Enlarge I know that baggy jeans are all the rage right now. I decided that I might buy a pair, but got seduced by a new style of Citizens of Humanity...[More]
April 06, 2007
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Fashion ,
Fugly ,
Gossip ,
Hollywood ,
Literati ,
Music ,
Scarlett Johansson
Click Photos to Enlarge Stop the fugly lipstick trend, pretty please. Hot pink, 'death' pink and orange are not pretty. And Fergie is ugly enough as it is without bad makeup. There's no point in highlighting the fug with...[More]
March 08, 2007
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Gossip ,
Hollywood ,
Literati
[Breakfast: Nature's Choice peanut butter granola bar. Might Leaf Tropical Green Tea.] Click Photo to Enlarge If you're a Rachel McAdams lover, then you should pick up next month's Elle magazine. If you're a Ryan Gosling lover, then you should...[More]
February 28, 2007
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Gossip ,
Hollywood ,
Literati ,
Television
Click Photos to Enlarge The thing that I don't get about the recreation of Tyra's Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition cover, is that her body doesn't look that different. I'm surprised after all of her ranting and raving on her...[More]
February 21, 2007
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'Ana' Alert ,
Brangelina ,
Gossip ,
Hollywood ,
Literati ,
Rant
Click Photos to Enlarge All of the tabloids are jumping on the "Angelina is Ana" bandwagon. Angelina has appeared underweight for a long time now--I've mentioned her ana-esque frame here multiple times--and I think it's pretty rude to blame...[More]
February 15, 2007
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Gossip ,
Hollywood ,
Literati ,
Music
Click Photo to Enlarge Beyonce on Beyonce: "Damn, girl. I can't believe you didn't get an Oscar nomination. Now you have to act happy about being on the cover of stupid-ass Sports Illustrated magazine. Yeah, joy." Related Entries: GG Goes...[More]
February 07, 2007
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Britney ,
Gossip ,
Hollywood ,
Literati ,
Mischa Barton ,
Music
Click Photos to Enlarge Brit's playing the publicity game again. Remember when she told an x17online.com paparazzi guy that she and Isaac Cohen had broken up a few weeks ago? That was a lie. Now US Weekly is reporting...[More]
February 02, 2007
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Fashion ,
Fashion Accessory Du Jour ,
Gossip ,
Literati ,
NYC
Click Photo to Enlarge I love this bag. It's pretty impractical, but I like it's vintage feel. I'd bring my Louis Vuitton Monogram Satin Aumônière out to dinner or for special occasions. Julia Roitfeld (the daughter of Paris Vogue's editor,...[More]
February 01, 2007
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Gossip ,
Hollywood ,
Literati
Click Photo to Enlarge Jeremy Gay Piven is such a joker. In Playboy's March issue he spoke out on why he's still single. "I'd love to have a girlfriend - if I weren't gay,"... "That's right, I'm gay! I'm gayer...[More]
December 21, 2006
Part of:
LA ,
Literati ,
Television
I'll admit that I occassionally get sucked into the reality pitt of MTV. I didn't watch all of The Hills, but the episodes I caught were pretty boring. I don't know how L.C. got her own show considering how...[More]
December 20, 2006
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Fashion ,
Gossip ,
Literati ,
Paris Hilton ,
Television
Click Photo to Enlarge Yes, I'm tres happy that Caridee won America's Next Top Model instead of bitchy, kiss-ass, Melrose. Melrose probably cries herself to sleep at night because she hasn't been cast in anything yet. Auditions are soo unfair....[More]
December 12, 2006
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Brangelina ,
Gossip ,
Hollywood ,
Literati
[Breakfast: organic unsweetened apple sauce and toast] Click Photos to Enlarge I'm really trying not to O.D. on Brangelina, so I was happy to come across these images of Shiloh and the rest of the Jolie-Pitt clan from Hello! magazine....[More]
December 08, 2006
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Fashion ,
Gossip ,
Hollywood ,
Literati
Click Photos to Enlarge Speaking of Chanel, Karl Lagerfeld took these pictures of Dakota Fanning for Vanity Fair magazine. I'm sure their circulation numbers will go up after all the child predators buy this issue. Dakota was also just...[More]
December 07, 2006
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Brangelina ,
Gossip ,
Hollywood ,
Literati
Click Photo to Enlarge Actually, I don't know that I love this picture of Angelina. (It was shot by Annie Leibovitz for the January 2007 issue of Vogue magazine.) Her expression is kind of blah and her hands look awkward....[More]
November 16, 2006
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Fashion ,
Gossip ,
Hollywood ,
Literati ,
The Olsens
Click Photo to Enlarge OMG, the Olsens look like drag queens in this picture. They are so fabulous. It's like they dress to amuse imaginary friends in some other dimension. Lewis Carroll would have been obsessed with them. Above they...[More]
November 15, 2006
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Cameron Diaz ,
Gossip ,
Hollywood ,
Literati ,
Paris Hilton ,
Sparkly
Click Photos to Enlarge It's very hard for me to recognize Paris Hilton or Cameron Diaz in these pictures. Seriously, if Cameron looked like that she would be a supermodel and Angelina Jolie's lover. And Paris....paris, paris, if only...[More]
November 01, 2006
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Brangelina ,
Gossip ,
Hollywood ,
Literati
Click Photos to Enlarge I can understand why Brad Pitt is upset about his 'unauthorized ' Vanity Fair cover. It's a bad picture with bad lighting. It doesn't even look like him. I know it's supposed to be 'arty'...[More]
November 01, 2006
Part of:
Gossip ,
Hollywood ,
Literati ,
Music
Click Photo to Enlarge Courtney Love on drugs: “Because I was given acid at four, I think my mind was freed.” Courtney Love is obviously promoting her new book Dirty Blonde: The Diaries of Courtney Love because there's also a...[More]
October 26, 2006
Part of:
Brangelina ,
Gossip ,
Hollywood ,
Literati ,
Politics ,
Rant
Click Photo to Enlarge There’s been controversy about Angelina Jolie playing the bi-racial widow Marianne Pearl of slain journalist Daniel Pearl in the biopic A Might Heart because she is white. One aggravated person even wrote in a forum that...[More]
October 23, 2006
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Fashion ,
Gossip ,
Hollywood ,
Literati
Click Photos to Enlarge The issue of Harper's Bazaar with Natalie Portman wearing the Breakfast at Tiffany's black Givenchy dress is finally at newsstands. She's the only actress that I could stand seeing wear that dress. Related Entries: Natalie...[More]
October 11, 2006
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Fashion ,
Gossip ,
Hollywood ,
Literati
Click Photo to Enlarge Even Natalie Portman was concerned about fitting into Givenchy's iconic "Breakfast at Tiffany's" dress. The dress is most likely equivalent to a size 0: “I did feel very elegant suddenly. I mean, you can’t possibly measure...[More]
September 14, 2006
Part of:
Brangelina ,
Hollywood ,
Literati
Click Photo to Enlarge It's so fun to imagine what life is like for Brangelina and their kids. I wish there was a Brangelina computer game where you could play house as Brangelina. That would totally rock. Sadly, we only...[More]
September 07, 2006
Part of:
Fashionista Du Jour ,
Literati ,
Music
I don't know how you can be a celebrity hater and sycophant at the same time, but Perez Hilton has mastered it on his blog. I also don't know how you can dress like Perez and critique celebrity fashion...[More]
September 05, 2006
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Gossip ,
Hollywood ,
Literati ,
TomKat
Suri is gorgeous and has the wise eyes of an old soul. Maybe she'll even talk Tom into leaving Scientology one day. It was probably Suri's baby blues that guilted Tom into finally apologizing to Brooke Shields. I totally...[More]
August 30, 2006
Part of:
Fashion ,
Food ,
Hollywood ,
LA ,
Lindsay Lohan ,
Literati ,
Music ,
Television
1. Beverage = Iced Green Tea 2. Book = Queen of The Oddballs by Hillary Carlip 3. Clothing = Target Vintage Screen Tees and Tanks 4. Brunch = Café Vida (Pacific Palisades) / La Provence (Beverly Hills) 5. Music...[More]
August 11, 2006
Part of:
Fashion ,
Lindsay Lohan ,
Literati ,
Nicole Richie ,
Television
I like how "Zoe" rhymes with "Ho." I have no idea if Rachel is a ho like some of her clients. I believe that she's divorcing her husband, so you never know. If you don't know who Zoe is...[More]
August 09, 2006
Part of:
Hollywood ,
Lindsay Lohan ,
Literati ,
Paris Hilton
“I think every decade has an iconic blonde — like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana — and right now, I’m that icon.”--Paris Hilton (The Times UK) "I wanted to do what Marilyn Monroe did (during the Korean War), when...[More]
August 02, 2006
Part of:
Hollywood ,
LA ,
Literati
I remember when I really liked CNN. Now they’ve resorted to writing stories about dangerous Malibu highways that maim and kill celebrities. That’s a story that’s usually reserved for the local news. Given that they mostly wrote about examples...[More]
August 01, 2006
Part of:
Fashion ,
Kate Moss ,
Literati
Kate Moss topped Vanity Fair magazine's top dressed people in the world list. She rocks this look much better than Amber Valletta. Kate probably looks gross skinny in real life but whatever. Related Entries: Not Such a Supermodel Fashionista...[More]
July 17, 2006
Part of:
Gossip ,
Lindsay Lohan ,
Literati
Lindsay Lohan doesn't hate Vanity Fair anymore. She decided to kiss and make up with Vanity Fair by admitting that she did lose a lot of weight and wasn't eating right when she was interviewed for the magazine earlier...[More]
July 17, 2006
Part of:
Hollywood ,
LA ,
Literati
If you live in L.A. and don't have plans tonight, check this out: Funny Ha Ha: Humor and Satire Writing for Publication WHEN Monday, July 17, 7-10 p.m. (cocktail hour to follow) WHERE CineSpace Hollywood, Calif. (323) 817-FILM MORE INFO...[More]
June 08, 2006
Part of:
Hollywood ,
Literati ,
Random
I haven't Googled myself in ages. Most writers I know Google themselves daily, so I'm a rarity. But who cares about that. I found the best "Tiffany Stone" Google result ever a few minutes ago. In Scary Movie 4 there...[More]
May 09, 2006
Part of:
Gossip ,
Literati
...and maybe you'll meet your own Popeye someday, Teri Hatcher. Here's a picture of Ter from a recent book signing in Beverly Hills looking very Olive Oylish. Did any of you catch Teri on Oprah last week? That woman...[More]
May 04, 2006
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Britney ,
Gossip ,
Hollywood ,
Kate Moss ,
Literati ,
Paris Hilton ,
Politics ,
Sienna Miller ,
Stoned!
--I know you've been dying to see the English teaser trailer for "Casino Royale." Daniel Craig doesn't even have to say he's James Bond. The haters must be royally pissed. Click here to check it out. --Britney hired another...[More]
April 28, 2006
Part of:
'Ana' Alert ,
Gossip ,
Literati ,
Nicole Richie
Yes, all of the West Coast teenage rich bitches are anorexic and now Seventeen magazine is trying to capitalize on it. Whom best to edit this "Seventeen supplement about 'West Coast luxury fashion,'" called Deluxe but stylist-to-only-anorexic stars, Rachel...[More]
April 26, 2006
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Britney ,
Gossip ,
Keira Knightley ,
Literati ,
Stoned! ,
Television
--Keira Knightley is the new face of Chanel’s perfume campaign. “Keira follows in the footsteps of Kate Moss, Nicole Kidman and singer Vanessa Paradis as one of the faces of Chanel.” Yeah, Keira’s making bank. [The Sun] --Glass lodged...[More]
April 11, 2006
Part of:
Hollywood ,
Literati
The Writers Guild of America just releasted their first 101 Best Screenplays list. Aspiring screenwriters take note. If you haven't studied and completely dissected these films, go out and get them immediately. Here are the top ten screenplays: 1....[More]
March 27, 2006
Part of:
Brangelina ,
Literati ,
TomKat
Bonnie Fuller is currently the editorial director of American Media, but has been editor-in-chief of Glamour, Cosmopolitan, Us Weekly, and Marie Claire magazine, among others. Now she has a book out called “The Joys of Much too Much.” It...[More]
March 22, 2006
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Brangelina ,
Gossip ,
Hollywood ,
Jessica Simpson ,
Literati ,
Music ,
Paris Hilton ,
Politics ,
Stoned!
--Isaac Hayes isn’t leaving "South Park" and Chef behind, you ignorant fools. “FoxNews.com has deemed it "ridiculous" that the singer, who has been recovering from a stroke suffered in mid-January, would all of a sudden turn against the show...[More]
March 16, 2006
Part of:
Gossip ,
Hollywood ,
Literati ,
Politics
Arianna Huffington has one last thought on all that jazz about George Clooney and that fateful blog gone wrong: "...So while this is definitely the last time I'll rely on an okay-to-publish from a publicist, it most assuredly won't be...[More]
March 16, 2006
Part of:
Gossip ,
Hollywood ,
Literati ,
Politics
I've heard Arianna Huffington say some wacky things first hand but find it hard to believe that she'd threaten George Clooney. In case you haven't noticed, almost everything that Clooney says in the press is sarcastic in nature. The...[More]
March 15, 2006
Part of:
Gossip ,
Hollywood ,
Literati ,
Politics
(Arianna and George) Now producer Jane Hamsher has blogged on The Huffington Post that things went down just the way Arianna Huffington said when she spoke with George Clooney about blogging. "John Amato and I were there with Arianna...[More]