[Breakfast: Breadworks almond mini-muffins. EmergenC tropical.] Katie Holmes wore a few really stylish outfits in France. This Chanel beach cover-up (or tunic) is so City-Meets-the-Beach chic. It also really goes with Katie's new hairstyle. Who rocked the tunic more: Katie...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge I disagree with the general consensus that Katie's haircut is because of Victoria Beckham's influence. Tom obviously ordered Katie to cut her hair so she could look like a younger more boyish version of himself....[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Um, is Katie Holmes morphing into a younger Tom Cruise? Maybe she should get together with Brad Pitt and discuss the art of morphing into your spouse....[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge What is Katie wearing? Tom really has turned her into a Stepford Wife. When he gets bored with Katie, he makes her dress up in expensive fantasy costumes such as this sexy secretary one. Maybe...[More]
Click Photo to Enlarge I'm really shocked that Tom would let Katie and Suri celebrate St. Patrick's Day. Look at that dumb smile on his face. He obviously has no idea that Saint Patrick was a Christian missionary. Katie so...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge It looks like Beyonce has been taking some lessons from Posh on how to pose, wear red lipstick, tight skirts, and Posh's favorite staple: a crisp white shirt. Maybe Operation 'Posh' Makeover has moved onto...[More]
[Breakfast: oatmeal with soy milk and raspberries] Click Photos to Enlarge I think that Nicole and Victoria would make a cute couple now that Vic's hair is almost identical to Nic's. I know that Katie would totally get jealous, but...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Poor Katie. There's no doubt now that her twenties have been snatched away from her. Tom doesn't want anyone else being attracted to his Katie, so she's been relegated to dressing like a 70 year-old....[More]
Click Photo to Enlarge Watch out Britney, Paris, and Kim Kardasian! There's a new BFF in town which the paparazzi will flock to in lieu of your tired assess. Katie Holmes isn't going to break up with her Transatlantic BFF,...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Kitson is one of those stores that I go in and never find anything I like. I really don't get the hype, because it just seems like another overpriced store to me. (I feel the...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge "Frumpy" Katie Holmes, "I'm-not-short" Tom Cruise, and "Mannequin" Victoria Beckham all dined at Cut in Beverly Hills last night. Could there possibly be more boring dining companions? Why, yes. JLo and Marc Anthony were there...[More]
Click Photo to Enlarge We have more lovely pictures from TomKat's perfect fantasy wedding. I wonder if Nicole Kidman is bummed that her wedding ceremony to her first husband wasn't as elaborate? I don't know that for sure, but I'm...[More]
[Breakfast: a low-fat pumpkin chocolate chip muffin and chamomile tea] Click Photos to Enlarge It's a fur fantasy! JLo looks like Cinderella at TomKat's wedding, but Cind would soo not wear fur. Then we have Lindsay in London who drops...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge These wedding pictures look so prom-ish. And why is Tom holding Katie in a death grip? Maybe he's holding onto her for dear life so he doesn't fall off his lift. If you haven't noticed,...[More]
[Breakfast: 3 pieces of See's Candy and green tea] Click Photos to Enlarge Trench coats are ultra trendy right now, but not necessarily the traditional ones. You don't have to look like a conservative business woman in a khaki or...[More]
Click Photo to Enlarge Scientology has come through again (or not) for Tom Cruise . Despite all of his critics, as usual, money and power reign supreme in Hollywood. Now Tom and his producing partner, Paula Wagner, will run a...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge I can't decide what I care about more: The fact that Britney Spears and Kevin Federline lied about the name of their most recent baby boy or TomKat's November wedding in Italy? I can't think...[More]
Click Photo to Enlarge One last picture of Katie Holmes without Tom at her side. We can pretend that Katie had a few minutes to herself in Paris. This is my favorite Katie-goes-to-Paris outfit. Tres chic. Related Entries: PoshKat in...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Katie went to Paris to get some thinspiration. I can't believe that I didn't notice this before. Karl Lagerfeld, Victoria Beckham and Kate Bosworth all used to look like normal healthy people. Now Katie looks...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Katie is on an important mission in Paris: Brainwash Victoria Beckham so she'll become a born again Scientologist. Yeah, I bet the Beckhams were Scientologists back in the day. Then they got richer than God...[More]
[Breakfast: 4 small cookies and chai green tea] Click Photos to Enlarge OMG, It's the first picture of Katie Holmes doing something vaguely independent since the birth of Suri Cruise. Of course, she was dining at Orso which is almost...[More]
[Breakfast 7-grain toast w/butter and chamomile tea] Click Photos to Enlarge Dark Horizons is reporting that Katie Holmes may be playing Posh Spice in a David Beckham biopic. Wouldn't it be perfect casting considering that the couples are BFF now?...[More]
Suri is gorgeous and has the wise eyes of an old soul. Maybe she'll even talk Tom into leaving Scientology one day. It was probably Suri's baby blues that guilted Tom into finally apologizing to Brooke Shields. I totally...[More]
Katie not only took a field trip to Barneys in Beverly Hills on Wednesday, but Tom let her out on Saturday night, too, to dine at Maestro's Steakhouse (also in Beverly Hills). I wonder if Tom's Kat will ever...[More]
Now that the Beckhams have threatened that they’re going to move to Los Angeles, Tom Cruise and his future Cruise wife, Katie Holmes, are all over them. I always knew that they were swingers. The Beckhams newest groupies even...[More]
Sources tell BAT that Maggie Gyllenhaal was offered 2 million dollars to play the part of Katies Holmes' body double after Katie allegedly gave birth. Of course, this was before her own pregnancy became so obvious. Gyllenhaal declined the...[More]
TMZ has exclusively obtained a copy of Suri Cruise’s birth certificate and have cleverly thought of a way to turn this inane news into gossip. First, St. John's Hospital has a policy of filing birth certificates within 10 days...[More]
Just heard the "real" reason for Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman's divorce. My source says that Nicole was alledgedly made pregnant by the doctor that was treating her on the set of Moulin Rouge for her sprained ankle. Shockingly though,...[More]
Angie and Ryan are flawless in white. But WTF is up with Christina Aguilera and Janet Jackson? Christina needs to keep her clothes on, because I am convinced that she's a porn star now instead of a pop star....[More]
TomKat had a baby together. I don't need to see Mission Impossible 3 now. Here's a lovely picture of the happiest couple in Hollywood at the premiere, though. Good to know that Katie is still somewhat alive. Related Entries:...[More]
Cleary Mary-Kate needs an injection of Scientology to get her self-esteem up....[More]
Err....I meant to say Who Wore it Best? Previously: Scarlett--Keeping it Real Nicole Richie's Fake Hair I'm Suri For Messing up your Life, Katie Fashion Friday Nightmare = TomKat in GQ...[More]
I'm just kidding. Suri is the name of TomKat's baby girl. CNN reports that Suri weighed 7 pounds, 7 ounces and measured 20 inches long . I'm so happy that I don't have to read any more blogs speculating...[More]
Apparently Tom Cruise chose to reveal that his father beat him to the cheesy weekend paper companion magazine, Parade: "He was a bully and a coward. He was the kind of person where, if something goes wrong, they kick....[More]
I'm overjoyed that Katie Holmes has been to her hair stylist and has a very fashionable new coat*. The Scientologists must be feeding her happy pills vitamins. *The first two pictures were taken outside Barneys. Previously: Pregnant Hollywood Fashionistas...[More]
Bonnie Fuller is currently the editorial director of American Media, but has been editor-in-chief of Glamour, Cosmopolitan, Us Weekly, and Marie Claire magazine, among others. Now she has a book out called “The Joys of Much too Much.” It...[More]
Katie Holmes must read BAT, because she's looking more fashionable. Or maybe being away from her Scientologist handler for a few weeks snapped her out of her downward fashion spiral. Unfortunately, BAT's approved TomKat mentor, Gwen Stefani, was looking...[More]
WWD reports that Former Jane magazine founder, Jane Pratt, who was 86'd from her own magazine, is having serious discussions with Gwen Stefani over starting a women's lifestyle magazine together. "The title would be part of a bigger multimedia...[More]
--Brad Pitt is allegedly following Angelina Jolie's lead and becoming a UN Goodwill Ambassador. I finally realized why we’re all so obsessed with Brangelina. They’re like the American Royal Family! Even if we saw pictures of Angelina in a...[More]
[Breakfast: a small latte] Finally, Katie has some R&R time in Tahiti. I was beginning to think that she'd never have fun again. It seems logical to break up the trip back to LA with a stopover in one of...[More]
Katie Holmes was last snapped in Australia wearing a cover-up that could've been Burberry, but it looked like something a 1950's housewife would wear. What Katie really needs to do is to study some of these pictures of Gwen...[More]
You know that Tom Cruise and Scientology are a bad influence on you when your appearance starts resembling Jared Leto "in character" as John Lennon's killer, Mark David Chapman. Previously: Not Another Horror Movie... TomKat by Anonymous...[More]
(...'cause they're like so passe now) Congrats to Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise on their pregnancy! For some reason I keep daydreaming about Mia Farrow in Rosemary's Baby....[More]
A friend e-mailed me this forward. Please only read this as fictional entertainment. A friend of mine just got back from LA and heard this scoop about Tom & Katie from someone who works at Universal. The source said that...[More]
