[Breakfast: scrambled eggs with swiss cheese on a toasted egg bagel from Bagel Nosh.]

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Angelina Jolie was at the Century City mall (Westfield Shopping Center)with Maddox and an older man who looked like an agent, definitely not a lover/bf. Angelina is super-skinny and her breasts look even bigger in real life because she's so tiny.

My friend heard, "Maddy!!!!" and then saw a boy running toward a cart at top speed. Friend stopped him.

Angelina came over, "Thank you so much. He's going through this stage of taking off and running away as fast as he can."

Friend gushed, "I love you so much. It's so great what you are doing for the United Nations and adopting your son..blah, blah, blah."

Angelina was all smiles, "Oh, thank you."

A crowd started gathering only after the ruckus with Maddox. Maddox got back in the stroller, and Angelina jumped up and down like a kid to Maddox's delight.

*And yes, I would even sleep with Angelina if I could, and I'm not gay or bisexual.