[Breakfast: a green tea soy latte and almonds]

Dealing with talent is a thankless job.

A non-famous woman’s excuse for why she didn’t make her PR junket with over 60 radio stations:

The cab I was in went to the wrong address because the driver must have been so enamored with me that he got confused. You know the kind of effect I can have on people. I can’t blame him.

Random thought du jour:

Renee Zellweger has a lot of money, so why can't she find a doctor who can do a chemical peel (or whatever it was) and not fuck up her face right as she's doing press for Cinderella Man /getting a Hollywood star and barely post-marriage?