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Word of the Ass

Part of: Fashion , Literati , Random

The first two people who PM me, will get the free journalspace pro-access coupons. If you can come up with a cool word I haven't heard of--you will win both of the coupons. (:

Thank you, Keifel for graciously giving me the word "callipygiani" though you don't need a coupon.

cal•li•pyg•i•an ( P ) Pronunciation Key (kl-pj-n) also cal•li•py•gous (-pgs)

Having beautifully proportioned buttocks.

[From Greek kallipugos : kalli-, beautiful (from kallos, beauty) + pug, buttocks.]

This is a very appropriate word. Keifel, are you psychic?

#1 I used to have an email address with Kali (Hindu Goddess) in it. I switched it after a year or so to Isis (Egyptian Goddess).

#2 Yesterday I went to my new tailor, because my dry cleaner's "tailor" messed up two pairs of my pants.

(I learned to use a real tailor.)

My new tailor, Marina Interlandi (at "First Class Tailors" in West LA) is one of the bluntest people I've ever met. She rocks. You know how hard it is to get an honest opinion about the way something looks on you? Marina not only tells you the truth, but she doesn't act like she can fix anything, and will explain why in layman's terms.

The problem with my pants is in the seat. Some of them are having a poofing problem. My ass is smaller now, but it's not non-existent or anything.

Marina explained, "You have a bit of a sway back and a tiny waist, so that is why your ass doesn't come out that far. There's not much you can do about the ass with these Seven jeans. Try dry cleaning them."

Taking them in without having major poofage was going to be a real problem.

"So, what jeans can I wear? I know Blue Cult fits well..."

My Blue Cults are about a size and a half too big, but are perfect when I wash them. They take a while to stretch out. Marina told me that you should buy Seven's and a few other brands a size or two smaller, because they stretch so much.

"Try Juicy. They are like Blue Cult because they're stretchy at both ends," Marina said knowingly.

I've seen Marina twice now, and each time she's commented on the long-sleeved tops I've worn. She uses them as examples of what she can do with my pants. Basically both the tops were slightly too big. I am still in awe of Marina, though I'm going to have to find a shirt that fits for when I see her next week.

P.S I honestly don't know if I have a good ass or not. I do know that I didn't like it when I couldn't work out when I was sick. I felt like my ass got concave. I have always had a muscular body, so it was really freaky seeing myself sans my athletic build.


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