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Fashionista Du Jour

June 08, 2009
Part of: Fashionista Du Jour , Hollywood , Rant

[Breakfast: leftover ny breakfast sandwich from Joan's on Third.] Jessica Biel looks cute here. She always looks cute, though I wish her lips were real. I've seen her around town a few times now and she seems like someone who...[More]

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Wigtastic!

April 30, 2009
Part of: Hollywood , Music , Rant , Trick Or Treat , Wigtastic!

Is Zac Efron already starting to lose his hair? I don't understand why he has a combover. I've watched him on talk shows pushing his hair out of his face. When he was younger he had a normal haircut...[More]

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Sin in Vegas

August 07, 2008
Part of: Fashion , Fugly , Rant , Travel

After a weekend in Vegas, I need a break from fashion victims. Let’s start with some positive fashion observance: Japanese women are the most fashionable. It’s not like I’ve been all over the world observing the way women dress,...[More]

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Dear Readers

July 22, 2008
Part of: LA , Music , Random , Rant

[Breakfast: Fage yogurt with 1/2 fuji apple, sliced raw almonds and some raw oats. White tea] Sorry that posting has been infrequent lately. I’m working on a project and trying to move. I will be writing about the Toronto Film...[More]

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Not so Random Thoughts

June 08, 2008
Part of: Fashion , Food , Hollywood , Random , Rant , Television , Travel

--Since Thursday, I've seen planes skywriting Tori + Dean to promote the new season of their show on VH1. This is such an environmentally unconscious thing to do. It's not like they've done it a couple times. It's been...[More]

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Happy Earth Day!

April 22, 2008
Part of: Hollywood , LA , Politics , Random , Rant

Above we have Adrian Grenier hanging out in a hammock in Hawaii in-between filming scenes for Entourage. OK. I decided not to drive anywhere today. (Have I mentioned lately how much I love my Prius?) I wouldn't mind hanging...[More]

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Oscar Bland

February 26, 2008
Part of: Cameron Diaz , Fashion , Hollywood , Rant , Television

Click Photos to Enlarge Hmm...writing about Ellen Page is probably going to piss her off considering that she said something about bloggers picking apart everything that celebrities do on her interview with Barbara Walters. Why are actors constantly Googling...[More]

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Day From Hell

February 08, 2008
Part of: Random , Rant , Seinfeld-esque , Slice of Life

The other day I was making my breakfast and spilled the last serving of cereal on the floor. When something like this happens you should go back to bed--trust me. Then, less than ten minutes later I spilled 1/2 a...[More]

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A John in Vienna

January 31, 2008
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Random , Rant

This really rich Viennese guy, Richard Lugner, invites a celebrity to the Vienna Ball each year and pays them obscene amounts of money to be his date. Paris Hilton got a million dollars last year. Before Paris he invited...[More]

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Britney's Publicity Obsession

January 16, 2008
Part of: Britney , Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Nicole Richie , Rant , Trick Or Treat

Oh, Britney. Wearing a engagement ring for publicity is so last year. People who are famous for not doing much like Nicole Richie and Nicky Hilton usually pulll those antics. And sorting through pregancy tests...that's really cliche. You could...[More]

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Another BAT Favorite

January 09, 2008
Part of: LA , Random , Rant , Slice of Life , Sparkly

[Brunch: breakfast burrito and margarita on the rocks from Gilbert's] OMG..you don't know much I love Herban Essentials....no, I'm not having an orgasm over them--don't get them confused with Herbal Essences shampoo. Finally a multi-purpose sanitizer that's good for your...[More]

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Why Comme Ca Sucks for Brunch

January 07, 2008
Part of: Brunch With Tiffany , Food , Hollywood , LA , Rant , Slice of Life

[Breakfast: Sour cream coffee cake and green tea] Comme Ca translates to “as is” in French which isn’t the most compelling name for a restaurant. Turns out it wasn’t the most compelling restaurant to eat at either. Always on the...[More]

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Toronto vs. Reality

September 27, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Rant , Slice of Life , Television , Travel

[Breakfast: a low-fat apple bran muffin] Bongo Bitchy is clearly trying to drive DK and me crazy. We saw her throwing away (yeah, she doesn’t even recycle!) a key board box last night. So she has added yet another instrument...[More]

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Sale Alert

July 09, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Paris Hilton , Rant , Slice of Life , Sparkly

Click Photo to Enlarge Whenever I meet a costume designer or stylist I always ask them what their favorite stores are. I was turned onto Petro Zillia by the costume designer of The Hottie and The Nottie, Christopher Lawrence. He...[More]

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Paris is Pathetic

June 28, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Paris Hilton , Rant , Television

Click Photos to Enlarge When I saw these pictures of Paris getting out of jail I actually felt for her. I know, I know, that's gross, but it's true. With little makeup on, normal clothes and regular girlish, non-rehearsed...[More]

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Do Not Eat at Hugo's, West Hollywood

May 09, 2007
Part of: Brunch With Tiffany , Food , Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Rant

Do any of you remember when I got the worst food poisoning in my life? I got it at Hugo's in West Hollywood. You can read about it here and here. My stomach was messed up for months after that....[More]

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Dirt

January 08, 2007
Part of: Gossip , Rant , Television

Click Photos to Enlarge Did any of you guys see Dirt's premiere last week? The show literally looked dirty because it was lit so darkly. DK and I thought it had to be a mistake, so we turned off our...[More]

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Breakfast At Tyra's (NOT)

January 08, 2007
Part of: Fashion , Gossip , Rant , Television

[Breakfast: fruit and yogurt with oats] Click Photo to Enlarge OMG, I practically died when I saw these pictures of Tyra Banks in the latest issue of Vanity Fair. She's one of the least Audrey Hepburnish people --in character and...[More]

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A Britney Vagina Monologue

December 06, 2006
Part of: Britney , Gossip , Hollywood , LA , Music , Paris Hilton , Rant , Television

Saturday Night Live’s Amy Poehler recited her first or maybe second (see above) vagina monologue on the show this past week: Speaking of Britney Spears, I’d just like to take a minute to address this latest trend: flashing your...[More]

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Ashlee Simpson Confused: AMA, AA, or NA?

November 22, 2006
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Ashlee Simpson , Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Jessica Simpson , LA , Music , Rant

Click Photos to Enlarge Did you guys see Ashlee being interviewed by Ryan Seacrest on the red carpet before the American Music Awards? OMG, she looked so wasted. It could have been a mixture of alcohol and coke, but...[More]

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Bad Hair vs. The Skinny

November 09, 2006
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Nicole Richie , Rant , Television

Click Photos to Enlarge Little Nicole Richie. I don't know what we're going to do with you. Don't tell Paris, but I think you actually get more press than her now. Obviously, the whole in-patient rehab thing was someone...[More]

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Random Thoughts from Fashion Victim Rachael

November 03, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Food , Gossip , Guest Bloggers , Hollywood , LA , Music , Nicole Richie , Paris Hilton , Rant

1. I was in Nordstroms the other day and couldn’t help wondering, when did 7 and 9 become sizes to choose from? 2. How come Europeans smoke at the gas station? Are they really nuts or are we needlessly paranoid?...[More]

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Of Color and Controversy

October 26, 2006
Part of: Brangelina , Gossip , Hollywood , Literati , Politics , Rant

Click Photo to Enlarge There’s been controversy about Angelina Jolie playing the bi-racial widow Marianne Pearl of slain journalist Daniel Pearl in the biopic A Might Heart because she is white. One aggravated person even wrote in a forum that...[More]

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Two Models, Fat and Thin

October 04, 2006
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Fashion , Gossip , Rant

Click Photos to Enlarge I’ve read before that models need to be at their skinniest for runway shows. The problem is that ultra skinny is in and models have to be thinner than ever. The model on the right,...[More]

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Tiara Girls

September 19, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Fashion Accessory Du Jour , Gossip , Hollywood , Paris Hilton , Rant , Scarlett Johansson , Sparkly

Click Photos to Enlarge I don't know when the mockery of tiara's began. Maybe beauty pageants? I can understand them being used for Halloween costumes, but stupid starlets and musicians shouldn't be wearing them. None of the women pictured...[More]

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Entourage Close to Jumping the Shark

July 31, 2006
Part of: Hollywood , LA , Rant , Television

Let’s talk about Entourage. I was pissed when Aquaman did well because Vince was only interesting—that’s not true, his character is always really boring—his boys and Ari were only interesting while struggling to make something of themselves in the shark...[More]

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Why I Hate Haylie Duff

June 29, 2006
Part of: Rant , Television

OK. I've never met Haylie Duff, so she could be the nicest person in the world. I'm just sick of seeing her in pictures with her more famous little sis, Hilary. For the longest time, I've been wondering who...[More]

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Reese Witherspoon is Fat, Not Pregnant

June 23, 2006
Part of: Gossip , Hollywood , Rant , Reese Witherspoon

No, I don't think that Reese is fat. She's just not starving herself or doing massive amounts of drugs to be an emaciated Hollywood starlet. But she's a star and there aren't a lot of women her age in...[More]

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Stoned! Jennifer Aniston

June 19, 2006
Part of: Brangelina , Gossip , Hollywood , Rant , Stoned!

Jennifer Aniston used to be cool. Sorry, I just blatantly lied. Jen had some appeal when she was on Friends. She was even pretty with hair extensions. Remember when she wore her hair in faux dreadlocks with that that...[More]

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Fashionista Du Jour

June 15, 2006
Part of: Fashion , Fashionista Du Jour , Rant

It's bikini season and there have been tons of pictures of actresses in bikinis on the Web and in magazines. Most of these actresses look like crap in bikinis because they're too thin. They tend to be flat-chested or...[More]

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Nicole Richie is Tres Dull

May 05, 2006
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Gossip , Nicole Richie , Rant

Nicole Ritchie even thinks that she's too skinny. I don't believe her, because she always wears clothes that flaunt her bones. She told Vanity Fair magazine: "I know I'm too thin right now, so I wouldn't want any young...[More]

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This Hollywood Mama Diet Sucks

March 29, 2006
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Hollywood , Rant

In last week's Us magazine, Michelle Williams attributed her post-pregnancy weight loss to "the breast-feeding." I've never been pregnant and am not a doctor, but I would guess that most non-Hollywood moms aren't turning into a size 4 overnight...[More]

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The Lobster and Miss Hollywood Assistant

February 17, 2006
Part of: Food , Hollywood , LA , Rant , Seinfeld-esque

DK and I went to The Lobster for Valentine’s Day where we got to stuff ourselves with spiny Pacific lobster and Veuve Clicquot. It was the perfect Valentine’s Day dinner except for the annoying couple sitting next to us....[More]

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A Croc of Shit

November 09, 2005
Part of: Fashion , Rant

[Breakfast: pumpkin pie] A month ago, I noticed a pair of Crocs on a woman at an ATM machine. I was stunned that a grown woman was wearing pajama pants out, but then I noticed what was on her feet....[More]

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A Rant to Remember

July 31, 2005
Part of: Rant

[Breakfast: fruit salad] OK, I haven’t had a great rant in a while. I have to feel very passionate about something or someone. So this, dear readers, is all about the man in my life, DK. And no it’s not...[More]

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The Parking Nazi

May 30, 2005
Part of: Rant

[Breakfast: Matcha green tea and rice milk latte] DK and I like people even less than usual lately. The other day DK was parked on 9th Street in Santa Monica by Coffee Bean and Tea Lea and someone left a...[More]

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Public Displays of Affliction

October 25, 2004
Part of: LA , Rant

[Breakfast: super florentine omelette sans mushrooms= spinach, goat cheese (instead of cheddar cheese), chicken apple sausage(instead of spicy sausage)onions and coffee from Bread and Porridge.] I’ve never been a fan of Public Displays of Affection. I guess that you’re either...[More]

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You're so Nice --Part 2

October 12, 2004
Part of: Rant , Seinfeld-esque

Breakfast: everything bagel with cream cheese and organic Costa Rican coffee I walked in from brunch and decided to check on my laundry. I could sneak around the back, but then realized that the back door wasn’t open. There wasn’t...[More]

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You're so Nice

October 05, 2004
Part of: Rant , Seinfeld-esque

Breakfast: super florentine omelette sans mushrooms= spinach, goat cheese (instead of cheddar cheese), chicken apple sausage(instead of spicy sausage)onions and coffee from Bread and Porridge. You know those people who are too nice? Those are the dangerous ones. They’re the...[More]

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Leo’s are Raging Egomaniacs

September 03, 2004
Part of: Rant

Breakfast: Banana Nutri Grain Muffin Bar Disclaimer: Leo’s please don’t send me hate mail. I have many Leo friends, and my rising sign is Leo, which means that I come off as a Leo. (BTW: My sun sign is Pisces,...[More]

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Olsenmania

June 28, 2004
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Hollywood , Rant , The Olsens

[Breakfast: super-florentine omelette (spinach, cheddar cheese, chicken sausage and onions sans mushrooms) and coffee from Bread and Porridge] I have a Benifer-sized headache, and they (Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez) don’t even exist anymore. I like my dose of gossip...[More]

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How to Write a Non-Fan Letter

June 01, 2004
Part of: Literati , Rant

Breakfast: 1/2 bagel with cream cheese, lox, red onion and coffee with hazelnut creamer Don’t write at the end of your letter, “All snarkiness aside…” and then write what you really wanted to say. Do be fake, cliché or real....[More]

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Are You a Self-Promo Whore?

March 08, 2004
Part of: Hollywood , Rant

Breakfast: Eggs Benedict There is a point when self-promotion reaches used-car salesman territory. A blatant example of this occurred the night of the Academy Awards with Owen Wilson and Ben Stiller promoting “Starsky and Hutch” on the red carpet. Why...[More]

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Lawyer Speak

February 25, 2004
Part of: Rant

Breakfast: Balance Bar--Cookie Dough I was rear-ended in an accident almost two years ago. I suffered whiplash. The asshole personal injury lawyer who hit me has the worst insurance company to get money from: Mercury. My one and only conversation...[More]

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I'm Taking a Play Day

February 18, 2004
Part of: Music , Rant

I've been a fan of The Cure for years. However, I'm still saddened when I have to hear "Pictures of You" in the HP ad for digital photography. It's so fucking trite. I'm not calling Robert Smith a sell-out, because...[More]

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The End

January 14, 2004
Part of: Rant

Death and dying have come up recently. A friend said he was probably not going to live past 30. Another friend’s sister died. One of my friend’s often talks about her passed brother (who raised her), but it’s in a...[More]

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FYI

January 06, 2004
Part of: Rant

Anyone who knows me will know I have zero tolerance for bullshit with people. I hate games, tests, lies and indirectness. I also hate when people say things like, "I never lie." That's lying right there. I like people who...[More]

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Do You Hate Your Boss?

December 19, 2003
Part of: Rant

Go shopping at the dollar or 99 cent store for their holiday gift. I've heard of at least two people who've already done it. In other news: My computer has gone crazy. The screen is turquoise and hot pink. WTF?...[More]

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The World Goes on

December 15, 2003
Part of: Rant

I’ve had a difficult past two weeks. This bad period ended with me getting rear-ended on Third St. near Robertson on Friday. There was no reason why this should’ve happened. The 21 year-old who hit me was probably on his...[More]

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You Are My Only Girl/But You’re Not My Only Girl/

October 21, 2003
Part of: Rant

Breakfast: slice of pumpkin bread and green tea. "The Wifely Art of Standing by" from the N.Y. Times Sunday edition "...Meanwhile, outside a courtroom in Colorado, the big question is: Where's Vanessa? The absence of Mrs. Kobe Bryant next to...[More]

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Did you care to know...

October 11, 2003
Part of: Rant , Television

On last week’s “Dead Like Me,” the first scene started out with Georgia ordering Breakfast at Tiffany’s from Tiffany at The Waffle House restaurant. Now what kind of omen was this? If you’ve been reading me for the past two...[More]

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Kill Me if I'm Ever Mediocre

September 29, 2003
Part of: Rant

I went to see the French Masterworks (from the State Pushkin Museum, Moscow) and the Modigliani exhibit at LACMA (Los Angeles County Museum of Art) yesterday. Modigliani mostly painted portraits of his peers, servants and lovers. One such peer was...[More]

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Braless in the City

September 15, 2003
Part of: NYC , Rant , Television

The only good thing about “Sex and the City” ending is that I don’t have to see Sarah Jessica Parker wear anymore strapless or strappy dresses WITH a bra. That’s right, with a bra. The last few episodes, her bra...[More]

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Drive Me Crazy

August 27, 2003
Part of: Rant

I will someday be a Zen driver. That day is far off— in some other country, perhaps. Traffic in Los Angeles is awful. My biggest driving pet peeves of late are drivers who talk on their cell phones without headsets...[More]

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