B.A.T. EXCLUSIVE

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I know many of you probably idealize Anna Nicole Smith. What’s not to love? She’s beautiful, thin, rich, a nympho, crazy, permanently high and has no boundaries. You were probably thinking it seemed impossible that Anna could get thin from taking some Trim Spa™ diet pills. I mean, how could they possibly mix with her other drugs? Do you think Howard would actually let her ingest some bizarre new diet drug? A good lawyer would just say no. So what’s a girl to do who wants easy money and must have a metamorphosis to get it? Go on the Hollywood bad girls' diet drug of choice: Cocaine. Of course, this was revealed to me by a golden Hollywood insider.