[Breakfast: veggie scramble and 2 Bloody Mary's]

I know that some of you read the tabloids and the gossip blogs (hell, I do) and wonder who to believe. That's where "Breakfast at Tiffany's" comes in. Faux gossip of the week confirmed by BAT's sources who have NEVER been proven wrong are as follows:

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are not getting married anytime soon (read: at least 6 months)

Julia Roberts and Danny Moder are still happily married. Oprah has not been enlisted to save their marriage.

Previously:

Mr. and Mrs. Malibu
Julia and Danny Sitting in a Tree
The Real Julia Roberts
Fabolous' Little Darlings
Where is Lindsay Lohan?
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