No, this isn't some pipe dream. At Beverly Center in Los Angeles (which I've previously posted about here) Thursday-Sunday from 7pm-10pm there is Hunky Santa “Sugar Plum” who the guest services woman informed me “is as cute as can be.” Santa is waiting for adults to hop on his lap and spill their deepest desires. I would think that more guys would want Hunky, given Beverly Center's close proximity to West Hollywood.

I heard about Hunky Santa via* a DJ at KDL:

Ladies, come on down to see Hunky Santa at the Beverly Center Thursday-Sunday night. We will have a DJ there spinning your favorites.

Prices run $24.99-$29.99 and both packages include a free gift-- Christmas theme condoms, perhaps?) PG-13 Santa holds court Monday-Thursday during daytime hours.

I will check it out and report back with my findings. Remember, you heard about it here first.

* Technically Luke Y. Thompson told me that Hunky Santa existed.