[Breakfast: ricotta cheese with pumpkin butter & white/green tea] This picture of Fergie wearing shorts in Paris reminded me of when I was last in Paris. I was shocked that all of the women and girls wearing short shorts had...[More]
[Breakfast: Kashi Go Lean with soy milk] It's more like Here Comes The Groom and Bride. I guess the movie is really about two best friends falling in love. Would it have killed Anne Hathaway to wear something more feminine?...[More]
After a weekend in Vegas, I need a break from fashion victims. Let’s start with some positive fashion observance: Japanese women are the most fashionable. It’s not like I’ve been all over the world observing the way women dress,...[More]
OMG, it's a Mom and her Goth teenager. Wow, Uma Thurman should really stop dressing like she's 60 and Evan Rachel Wood should get over trying to look like a cross between her beau Marilyn Manson and his ex,...[More]
Does anyone care about Mischa Barton? I haven't even seen her in a film. Maybe an indie video store would carry her work. A DUI kills your film career unless you are a movie star, because it costs much...[More]
Click Photo to Enlarge I wonder what Mischa's mailing? Probably a check to Obama. She should go incognito more often. Then we could pretend that she's some random chick who wears bad clothes instead of a famous one. I bet...[More]
[Breakfast: mini-financiers from Breadworks. Soy chai latte.] It's a Duck, It's a Dog Humping a Woman, No, it's Laurie Ann Gibson! Usually, I would save something this fugly for a "Happy Monday" post to jolt you out of your Monday...[More]
I think Clay Aiken is taking his Broadway role in Spamalot too seriously--at least I hope his weight gain is for his role and not a permanent fixture. His features seem to be morphing before our eyes too. I...[More]
[Breakfast: half of a Croque Madame] How better to get a shot at your own wax figure by posing with Victoria Beckham? She has been waxed more than once. Milky white skin is beautiful, but Dita Von Teese and Claudia...[More]
[Breakfast: Trader Joe's wholegrain O's and oat milk.] L.L. was working the gothic princess hooker look in Santa Monica yesterday while attending traffic school. Did she not get the memo that you can do traffic school online? Her assistants must...[More]
[Breakfast: Egg whites with spinach and onions. Green tea.] Yesterday I was walking down W. 3rd Street with my friend and her baby (my first friend who has a baby!) and a desperate paparazzo squatted in front of us and...[More]
The people at Valentino must really loathe Sienna Miller to make her look so hideous for a photo shoot. Thank God for photo shop. Related Entries: Who Wore it Best? Copycat Sienna Oops...I got Another Tattoo Cate vs. Sienna...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge OMG, Could Heath Ledger look any fuglier? Seriously, those shoes are horrible. I know that MK has worn them, but even Shopbop is trying to get rid of them. Maybe Heath is a Method actor...[More]
[Breakfast: Brioche from Breadbar and chamomile tea.] I dragged DK into Barneys New York yesterday because I had to return something. It was also a good excuse to brunch at Barneys Greengrass. I switched it up this time and had...[More]
[Breakfast: Brioche from Breadbar and chamomile tea.] I dragged DK into Barneys New York yesterday because I had to return something. It was also a good excuse to brunch at Barneys Greengrass. I switched it up this time and had...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Jessica Biel is hot and Anne Hathaway is not. P.S.If had to pick an actress to have sex with, I'd possibly pick Jessica Biel. Who would you pick? Click Photos to Enlarge Related Entries: Fashionista...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Johnny Grant (The unofficial mayor of Hollywood & Roosevelt Hotel penthouse resident) via LAT on Lindsay Lohan's recent incident: "Maybe these young people should have a talk with Drew Barrymore. She was very public with...[More]
[Breakfast: Fage yogurt w/ oats and mango. Green tea.] Click Photo to Enlarge I haven't written about Kimberly Stewart in a long time because there's nothing new to say about her. She doesn't do anything for a living that I...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Scarlett Johansson had better watch out. You know you're in trouble when a socialite (Amanda Hearst) looks better than you at an event that you're hosting. SJ looks like a younger (though prettier) version of...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Julia Louis-Dreyfus couldn't have picked an uglier dress. There's no way I'm going to call that "thing" a gown. Her poor breasts are flattened and what exactly is she holding? Is it a domino box...[More]
Click Photo to Enlarge Umm..apparently Vanessa Williams is like the diva bitch she plays on "Ugly Betty." Why else would her hair stylist and makeup artist and stylist let her leave the house with that horrible wig? I was so...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge We all know that Beyonce is a shining star and worth her weight in gold and diamonds, but wearing a dress that reflects this is OTT. FYI: Dressing like an Oscar doesn't mean that you're...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Red bags and red shoes are soo 2006. Now it's all about the red lip. Maggie Grace and MK painted their lips red to go with their new brown and blonde hair, respectively. Red can...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Lilo, Jessica Alba and Jessica Biel all have cute new bikinis. I don't know about Jessica Biel's, though. White bathing suits scare me. I'd be worried that a pap would get a see-through shot. I...[More]
[Breakfast: 2 cranberry/mini-chocolate chip/oatmeal cookies] Click Photos to Enlarge I've never seen Nelly Furtado perform live, but her old vibe used to be young and urban mixed in with some hippie. Now that her new album has a different sound,...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Mirror, Mirror on the Bag (Louis Vuitton) Who's the Ugliest of Them All? That would be Kim Kardasian. Paris seriously looks like the prettiest woman in the world standing next to her. Both of the...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Jessica Simpson: "I hung out with John Mayer because daddy said it would help my image." John Mayer: "Jessica is totally boring like me, but is good eye candy. My publicist said we should be...[More]
Who better to ring in the new year with than Jemima Khan and Hugh Grant? This picture was taken at some party a couple of weeks before the new year. And, no, the party didn't have a Pimp's and...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Kitson is one of those stores that I go in and never find anything I like. I really don't get the hype, because it just seems like another overpriced store to me. (I feel the...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Mariah Carey is still soo Mariah Carey. She's bold to wear such tight leggings. I don't think anyone looks good with their posterior hanging out of leggings--this look only works for yoga class or the...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Britney seems to think that she can erase her slutty clothes and slutty behavior from our memories if she wears normal clothes every other day. The picture on the left (and pictures below) were taken...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Hmm...I know that the coolest thing to do when everyone else is dying their hair brown is to do the polar opposite and dye your hair platinum blonde. However, if you don't have the coloring...[More]
Click Photo to Enlarge Sure it looks like Mischa's crying because Cisco dumped her and is probably already dating Nicky Hilton (she's into dating starlets' exes these days). But my theory is that she is seriously depressed about her haircut....[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Mischa Barton and Lindsay Lohan need new friends and new tights. No one told them that their dresses were too short to wear with sheer tights. Sheer black tights remind me of bad office jobs....[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge It's nice to know that even models can look fugly after they've spent tons of money on clothes, makeup and hair. Gisele looks crazy. You can tell that she's a dork in real life and...[More]
Click Photo to Enlarge I don't really know what to say. The picture speaks for itself. I didn't mean to do two Halloween posts in a row, I swear. But I do love helping out my dear readers with costume...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Ah, how cute. Mischa got into the spirit of Halloween by wearing orange and black on October 1st in Malibu. Too bad her outfit is really ugly. [Source] Related Entries: Mischa Barton's a Sexy Pirate...[More]
[Breakfast: 1/2 cappuccino muffin and chamomile tea] Click Photo to Enlarge You can tell that Nicky Hilton is a bitch. She should be happy that she's being photographed at all. When Nicky was on Project Runway last season, she was...[More]
Click Photo to Enlarge Eww. I hate Minnie Driver. I wish that she was NEVER photographed again. Minnie should go back to England and just do radio....[More]
