Nelly Furtado Doing "The Sexy"
Part of: Fashion , Fugly , Gossip , Music[Breakfast: 2 cranberry/mini-chocolate chip/oatmeal cookies]


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I've never seen Nelly Furtado perform live, but her old vibe used to be young and urban mixed in with some hippie. Now that her new album has a different sound, her team has created a new persona for her. What could be funnier than a tomboyish woman trying to be a sexpot? I don't know. Whenever I see Nelly performing that weird whispy song (WTF, is her music adult contemporary now?) and doing her "sexy" vogue poses, I almost choke from laughing so hard. That chick is soo not sexy. I've never seen such forced sexiness in my life except for in Cannes when those wannabe starlets pose on the beach. It also doesn't help that Nelly has one of the ugliest wigs in history with unflattering long fringe (bangs). It's too bad that her team can't make her look like this...(pictures after jump)


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Comments
I agree totally. Either she's trying too hard or she is forcing an imagine that isn't her true self. The dancing on "Promiscuous" is horrible. Maybe she should go back to "I'm like a bird...." and sell her songs to others
Posted by: Kiki | January 5, 2007 04:09 PM
OMG!
tiffany can i just tell you
i saw her perform poetry live at a taping of russell simmons' def poetry jam back in october or so...
her poetry was SO HORRIBLE that russell simmons himself had to come out on stage and BEG us to clap for her
plus... her figure is well-camouflaged by her clothes, her ass is as big as that glacier that dropped off antarctica the other day
if im lyin im flyin!!!
lmao!!!
Posted by: miko | January 7, 2007 09:07 PM