[Breakfast: half of a Croque Madame]

How better to get a shot at your own wax figure by posing with Victoria Beckham? She has been waxed more than once. Milky white skin is beautiful, but Dita Von Teese and Claudia Schiffer seriously look vitamin D deprived. Claudia also needs to eat a sandwhich. (See photo on next page) I'll have to get my assistant to phone Madame Tussaud's and ask if these factors have increased their odds of getting waxed.