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Ashley and Mary-Kate look like the eccentric aunts that I never had. They better have children so that their grandkids can inherit their clothes to play dress-up with. Um, what is Penelope Cruz doing in the second picture? You know that she forced herself between the twins so she could get some press, 'cause let's get real, no one cares about Penelope. In fact, MK is like, WTF are you doing? Your dirty hands are ruining my priceless dress, dumb bitch! I don't even know you. Ashley looks like she's on some nice prescription meds, so she didn't even notice the starf*cker intruder.

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