Deep Thoughts (by Tiffany not Jack Handy)
Part of: RandomIf you find out one day that your two carat wedding ring is cubic zirconica, you should have your marriage annulled.
Random Thought: What if all the women with down coats gave them to homeless people? This trend is heinous. Down jackets good. Down coats ugly. The best was seeing a down robe in the back of a magazine. It literally was a down comforter with a tie around it. This was beyond frumpy looking and that's hard to achieve.
