Click Photos to Enlarge Morning sucks and you're probably feeling annoyed right now, but now you have something to laugh your head off at for the rest of the day. Paris Hilton thinks that she deserves a goverment pardon...[More]
Click Photo to Enlarge Now TMZ is reporting that Britney may have post-partum depression or even bipolar disorder-- sounds like she should be in a mental institute instead of rehab, but that would be tres unglamorous. Brit is even allegedly...[More]
Click Photo to Enlarge Grandma Spears went out on the town last night. (Yay! I can recycle my 'Bonnie Parker' wig for Halloween now.) Grandma went to The Roxy for a karaoke party, but allegedly had to go to the...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Plaid is still going strong. Posh should've copied MK and bought her own Marc Jacobs $1,000 + plaid wrap to cover her bones instead of wearing skin-tight tartan....[More]
[Breakfast: a biscuit with butter and strawberry jam, slice of cantaloupe, and green tea.] Click Photos to Enlarge This is for all of you Valentine's Day haters out there. How sad is it that Jessica bought John peach roses for...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge I probably should've waited until the late afternoon for the Pacific Standard Time people before I posted this. Sorry if the extreme fugliness ruins your lunch. The sad thing about Joan Rivers' extreme plasticness is...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Red bags and red shoes are soo 2006. Now it's all about the red lip. Maggie Grace and MK painted their lips red to go with their new brown and blonde hair, respectively. Red can...[More]
Click Photo to Enlarge How cool is this painting by Kate Kretz? It and another version can be found here on her blog. They will be on exhibit at the Chelsea Galleria booth at the Art Miami Fair, January 5-8th....[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Mariah Carey is still soo Mariah Carey. She's bold to wear such tight leggings. I don't think anyone looks good with their posterior hanging out of leggings--this look only works for yoga class or the...[More]
[Breakfast: a chocolate chip pumpkin muffin] Click Photos to Enlarge Love is in the air (or in the drinks) at Paradise Cove Cafe in Malibu. Jessica Simpson and John Mayer were staring into each other's eyes while sneaking bites of...[More]
[Breakfast: Greek style yogurt with pumpkin spice granola from TJ's] Click Photo to Enlarge I really hope that this note is fake. If not, how pathetic is Kevin Federline? Seriously. He's also messing with his other kids' heads. Yeah, I...[More]
[Breakfast: Greek yogurt with pumpkin spice granola] Click Photo to Enlarge Faith Hill needs to get over herself. I mean she was 100% positive that she was going to win Female Vocalist of The Year at the CMA's. She was...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge It looks like Haylie Duff and Lindsay Lohan were dressed up as Jane Fonda circa 1980 at the annual AirParty Halloween costume benefit for the Trevor Project in Hollywood on Sunday. Hilary Duff was a...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge It's nice to know that even models can look fugly after they've spent tons of money on clothes, makeup and hair. Gisele looks crazy. You can tell that she's a dork in real life and...[More]
Click Photo to Enlarge I don't really know what to say. The picture speaks for itself. I didn't mean to do two Halloween posts in a row, I swear. But I do love helping out my dear readers with costume...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge I know that some of you have Halloween parties this weekend and don't want to spend a fortune on a costume. All of these Rachel Zoe inspired costumes can be created with thrift store finds....[More]
I love October because See's Candies has its special edition Orange and Dark Chocolate Wafers. These wafers are so tasty and have the best texture. They are very rich so you don't have to worry about eating the whole...[More]
Click Photo to Enlarge Stylist to the stars, Rachel Zoe, looks young and pretty in this recent picture taken during fashion week in Milan. I'm not a fan of plaid, but love her dress. The shoes, glasses and shoes work,...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Ah, how cute. Mischa got into the spirit of Halloween by wearing orange and black on October 1st in Malibu. Too bad her outfit is really ugly. [Source] Related Entries: Mischa Barton's a Sexy Pirate...[More]
[Breakfast: oatmeal and green chai ] Click Photos to Enlarge Having gone to Vegas a few weeks ago, I couldn't help noticing that these actresses dressed more Vegas style than Hollywood meets rock 'n roll at the recent Fashion Rocks...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge 1. At first I thought this Nicky Hilton picture was fake. Then I realized that Nicky Hilton isn’t funny. (Remember when Vivienne Westwood used fake butts on her models for a runway show?) I remembered...[More]
A man and his 13-year-old daughter, tired of being mistaken for Michelle Williams and Heath Ledger, resorted to flipping off the paparazzi yesterday. The two were trying to enjoy their Mexican vacation before school started. Related Entries: Fashionista Du...[More]
[Breakfast: Ciao Bella mango sorbet] The thing that I love about David Beckham is that he totally looks like one of those really hot gay guys, but he's not. He's straight..hahahahaha boys....[More]
Remember when actresses looked hot in movies? Most of the movie stills I've seen lately have all shown pretty actresses in wacky costumes. WTF is Lucy Liu wearing in Watching The Detective? She's supposed to be playing a femme...[More]
I know who won't be buying a Halloween costume this year. Mischa Barton must be really organized to buy a costume so early. Maybe she wants to be in the next Pirates of the Carribean or has the hots...[More]
Agent Provocateur's new purse spray trio aptly named "Menage A Trois" is perfect for slutty chicks who need something to cover the stank the morning after. They can even use it on their skanky one night stands. Better than...[More]
Previously: Madonna Hearts Gorillaz Stoned! A Croc of Shit How to be a Hollywood Player Sex, Lies, and Lou Leviwitz's Birthday Party...[More]
[Breakfast: cappuccino chip muffin from Pioneer Boulangerie] 1. Dessert University by Roland Mesnier (former White House executive pastry chef) 2. Sur La Table Red Measuring Cup and Spoon Set 3. Target Screen Tee 4. Stila Lash Visor Mascara...[More]
OK, I will be posting later in the day. Meanwhile check out Screen*play's response the mememe here and Dudemanphat's MeMeMe as follows: The last movie I saw: 40 Year Old Virgin The last movie I bought: The Apartment Have you...[More]
[Breakfast: half of a croissant and half of an oatmeal/golden raisin muffin with a latte] More than a few of you have tagged me for MeMeMe's. Yes, I was aware and have ignored them. I don't want to sound ungracious,...[More]
[Breakfast: a cappuccino chip muffin] I was waiting for my friend after her comedy show the other night. Because I was bored, I decided to make small talk with a twentysomething guy, Joe, who was cleaning up the theatre. “Is...[More]
Apple iBook G4 Elsa Peretti® stacking ring (emerald, diamond or sapphire) Cashmere Hoodie Coach Hamptons leather buckle wristlet (in black) Banana Republic silk charmeuse camisole and pj pants Nip/Tuck - The Complete First Season MAC 6 Brush: Crystal (holiday limited...[More]
Breakfast: burrata caprese omelette and a mimosa from Broadway Deli Invisible Presents Don't tell me about how great my present is and then never give it to me. You people really suck and I can't figure out if A. You...[More]
Breakfast: 5 grain scone and orange juice Successful Business Man has advised me that my online picture makes me look significantly older and more conservative than I am in real life (he laughed about me being conservative) "Why did you...[More]
Breakfast: toasted baguette with strawberry jam and butter If you're trying to convert someone partially to homosexuality, flattery will get you everywhere. According to radio personality, Dr. Joy Browne, people who consider themselves bisexual are really narcissists. I know! Let's...[More]
Breakfast: 2 poached eggs with parmesan, cracked pepper and an iced coffee. Jazzchic writes Tiffany: "I like girlie men too. And I like men with shaved heads, and men with tattoos, and men with certain parts pierced, and boys who...[More]
Breakfast: 11 cocoa almonds from Trader Joe's I figured out why I like the sound of Gmail so much. It's all about sex, baby. G-spot/Gmail. Hard to find and hard to get. I'm a bit peeved at Google, really. Google...[More]
Breakfast: toasted sesame bagel with vegetable cream cheese and 4 dove promises (dark chocolates) I found one of my old diaries at my parents' house the other day. I think it's pretty safe to say that at least my mom...[More]
Breakfast: a handful of cocoa almonds from Trader Joe's I found one of my old diaries at my parents' house the other day. I think it's pretty safe to say that at least my mom has read it. I will...[More]
Breakfast: sundried tomato bagel with vegetable cream cheese and coffee I found one of my old diaries at my parents' house the other day. I think it's pretty safe to say that at least my mom has read it. I...[More]
Breakfast: piece of leftover French toast I found one of my old diaries at my parents’ house the other day. I think it’s pretty safe to say that at least my mom has read it. I will be posting a...[More]
Breakfast: piece of French toast, fruit and coffee I found one of my old diaries at my parents’ house the other day. I think it’s pretty safe to say that at least my mom has read it (despite my ominous...[More]
Updated Breakfast: baguette with Bonne Maman blueberry jam and butter Mystic Hooligan wrote me a couple of weeks ago: You seem to have an interest in Earth celebrities. It happens that I have the power to peer into the future....[More]
*Updated* (Campers Ice Cream link has been corrected) Breakfast: Go Lean Kashi Chocolate Almond Toffee Bar For Candy and Ginger @ CandiedGinger IN Mercury going direct OUT Eclipses IN Zim’s crack crème OUT Crème De La Mer IN Ice Cream...[More]
Updated Breakfast: Swiss, Spinach, Onion and Tomato Omelette from The Sidewalk Cafe/Venice Beach. E-mail Du La Semaine (of the week) Jennifer Caple writes me: It is a good thing that you are good enough to be as arrogant as you...[More]
EDIT** No it's not a conspiracy--I'm back on top. It had to do with my hosting site's server being down for a long while. EDIT* Google has spanked me. All of a sudden my website is nowhere to be found,...[More]
[Breakfast: sundried tomato bagel with veggie cream cheese] Why-I-Hate-Valentine's-Day Story Du Jour: My friend's ex is named Valentine (he changed his name), but goes my Val. Needless to say, it makes this time of year very difficult for her. Couple...[More]
Breakfast: Kashi Go Lean cereal w/ oat milk ...you're behind a man in Ralphs who reeks of cigarettes and alcohol, and he isn't homeless. Note: I'm in San Diego for the weekend working on a writing project. I'll be writing...[More]
Breakfast: other half of my omlette from The French Market with side of sour cream (one of my favorite condiments) If you have to wonder if you're a creative lover, you're not. Same thing applies to being in the moment....[More]
Breakfast: Kashi Go Lean crunchy! chocolate peanut bliss *Never tell someone you want to sleep with that they've gained weight--even if they ask you. Coming soon: tales of a Super Bowl Sunday yard sale... Your opinion: Is it hard to...[More]
Breakfast: Kashi Go Lean crunchy! chocolate peanut bliss *Never tell someone you want to sleep with that they've gained weight--even if they ask you. Coming soon: tales of a Super Bowl Sunday yard sale... Your opinion: Is it hard to...[More]
Breakfast: organic almond butter Blog Du Jour: Queen of Sky Only substitute candy for sex if you run 5 miles a day....[More]
Alex writes: "Hey Tiffany, it's your future husband... Just writing to see how you are. I was hoping if, you still use this e-mail account, we could talk about our wedding or I'd prefer maybe just going to get dinner.....[More]
*Dove Dark chocolate foil says: 'Sleep late, dream more.' Tiffany adds, "Sleep late, dream more, have more sex.." *Nice/clean underwear is a turn-on *It takes women 20-40 minutes to get fully turned-on. This means foreplay, foreplay and more Foreplay. *Do...[More]
[Breakfast: pumpkin pancakes with cottage cheese] Every Halloween I get sulky that I can’t go trick-or-treating. I would trade going to the most hip and fun Halloween party ever, just to go trick-or-treating one last time. I’d have to drink...[More]
