Click Photos to Enlarge Um, I'm so not into this hair color. I know that there's no such color as "dishwater brown", but I think brown is closer to a dishwater color than blonde. Cameron Diaz and Mandy Moore...[More]
[Breakfast: a biscuit with butter and strawberry jam, slice of cantaloupe, and green tea.] Click Photos to Enlarge This is for all of you Valentine's Day haters out there. How sad is it that Jessica bought John peach roses for...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Jessica Simpson = Boring Fendi Spy Bag = Interesting FYI: A Paris Hilton (non-skanky) stand-in on The Hottie and the Nottie had a really cute fake Spy Bag that she'd gotten on Canal St. in...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Charlize Theron and Jessica Simpson have joined Team Brunette, though Jessica's hair is more of an auburn shade. Charlize could dye her hair any color and look gorgeous. I'm kind of sick of Jess' boring...[More]
Click Photo to Enlarge You know how I've said in the past how boring Jessica Simpson and John Mayer seem and wondered what they had to talk about? Well, today one of my sources confirmed my suspicions. My source revealed...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Jessica's even gotten John Mayer into hiding himself with a bag. This is Jess' best bag placement ever considering she has a bag in front and back of her. Other starlets should take note. Below we...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Jessica Simpson: "I hung out with John Mayer because daddy said it would help my image." John Mayer: "Jessica is totally boring like me, but is good eye candy. My publicist said we should be...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Jessica Alba needs to eat, but I doubt she will anytime soon considering this recent quote: “I have curves, but I don’t really like them. I wish I was skinnier and taller.” [Source] She really...[More]
Jessica's current favorite bag: Louis Vuitton Speedy 25 Click Photos to Enlarge I always though that Jessica Simpson was the real Louis Vuitton lover. After all, she did say, "Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton camping?" Um, yeah. It...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Did you guys see Ashlee being interviewed by Ryan Seacrest on the red carpet before the American Music Awards? OMG, she looked so wasted. It could have been a mixture of alcohol and coke, but...[More]
[Breakfast: a chocolate chip pumpkin muffin] Click Photos to Enlarge Love is in the air (or in the drinks) at Paradise Cove Cafe in Malibu. Jessica Simpson and John Mayer were staring into each other's eyes while sneaking bites of...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Ashlee Simpson needs a new hairstylist. Ken Paves has recyled Jessica Simpson's old bob--I'm soo not a fan. And what's up with the barrette? It's horrible, and the style makes Ashlee look much older. This...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Ashlee = Dopey Drew = Boy Jessica = Comfortable Click Photos to Enlarge Jennifer = Who Cares? Kate = Still Alive Brangelina = Incognito Click Photos to Enlarge Cameron & Justin = WTF is Justin...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge Animal prints never go out of style. I like them the most on bags, shoes and bathing suits. I believe that the animal print hoodie on Hilary Duff (above left) is by L.A.M.B. I would...[More]
Click Photos to Enlarge The best thing about the large bag trend is that starlets can use them as slimming devices. They work wonders on cutting ones stomach and thighs in half as demonstrated by Jessica Simpson and Cameron...[More]
[Breakfast: a handful of almonds and chamomile tea] Click Photos to Enlarge A few things that my sources have told me recently: 1. Jessica Simpson appeared to be on something stronger than alcohol at a New York club. I bet...[More]
[Breakfast: a hard-boiled egg] Click Photos to Enlarge This is a hard one because people usually resemble their dogs. Jessica Alba resembles her new pooch, but not her two pugs. Kate Bosworth should have the smallest and thinnest dog alive....[More]
Yes, I Am Famous Click Photos to Enlarge Victoria and David Beckham are probably the best dressed airport couple I've ever seen. It's almost scary how perfect they look after landing in Venice. Jessica Simpson looks normal for once and...[More]
Clck Photos to Enlarge The Gap has been using images of Audrey Hepburn in Funny Face to promote its skinny black jeans and all black look. I was shocked to see the above images in the window display of...[More]
Click Photo to Enlarge Jessica Simpson lives in a strange universe. Does she even have a real stylist? Last I heard, her Mom was styling her. It makes sense for her to fire her Mom and hire Kayne (pageant dress...[More]
Die-hard shopoholics outside of a Fendi store Wednesday gave Jessica Simpson a standing ovation for shopping in the store for a whopping 3 hours. Wait. Maybe they were giving her a standing ovation for ruining a decent outfit with...[More]
I used to think that Jessica was far prettier than Ashlee. Now Ashlee is looking much cuter than Jess because she looks much more natural (except for her fake nose). She also wears flattering clothes. You would think that...[More]
You can tell a woman's personality by the way she dresses. Don't let any of these starlets tell you otherwise. Nicole, Kate, Paris and Jessica--I know I left out Sienna and Lindsay but there were too many pictures--they're all...[More]
Rock 'n roll style is still in but it doesn't always mean the same thing. Which starlets style would you rather emulate? Mary-Kate Olsen--"I'm the lead singer of the band" Hilary Duff--"My boyfriend's in the band" Jessica Simpson--"I shagged...[More]
It looks like Jessica stopped by a yard sale on the way to the Teen Choice Awards. I can't decide if she looks more like a wannabe ballerina or a marshmallow. What do you think?...[More]
Keira Knightley, Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Love Hewitt I feel sorry for these young starlets who were all captured in unflattering poses. That's not true. It makes me feel good that they take bad pictures sometimes. If I were being...[More]
[Breakfast: a small piece of toasted baguette w/ whipped butter and apricot jam] I love Fashionista Du Jour virgins. To be fair, Ashlee Simpson was featured on Fashion Friday ages ago. Lately, she's been looking way too plastic Barbie Dollish...[More]
Nick Lachey is still on the rebound, which makes him even harder to land. This Vanessa Minnillo chick that he’s been hanging out with needs a refresher course on The Rules or should watch the movie How to Lose...[More]
[Breakfast: a club wrap with turkey bacon] Wouldn't Ashlee and K-Fed make the cutest grunge couple ever? Ashlee must be a......[More]
The white dress isn't going away anytime soon, so snag yours up now before you go on hoiday. Just make sure it isn't see-through. Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie need to get their picture taken while making out. They...[More]
Honestly, I never thought that Jessica Simpson would make Fashionista Du Jour. She usually dresses like a Barbie Doll for photo ops, or a generic starlet when she dresses casually. In this photo she looks a bit like a...[More]
I'm still happy that Jessica Alba has been photographed in clothes instead of swimsuits, but I think she's taking the sophisticated twentysomething look a bit too far. She just turned 25, not 35. But Alba looks way better than......[More]
Umm...not even close. Jess should fire her hair stylist and BFF, Ken Paves, and her stylist. (What celeb only hangs with their hair stylist anyway? They'll never meet any new men that way.) Ms. Simpson looks like......[More]
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Jessica Simpson doesn't wear any jeans under $150, so I don't know why she cut a multimillion dollar licensing deal to promote low-priced jeans and apparel. Papa Joe should have realized this before he committed Jess to the deal,...[More]
This picture of Jessica Simpson was taken the other day in Sydney, Australia. Her look here seems inspired by the late fashion editor extraordinaire, Carrie Donovan, who was also featured in some Old Navy commercials. The look is a...[More]
(image: Gallery of the Absurd) --Angelina Jolie and her crew are staying at a luxe lodge in Namibia, Africa. They’re chilling out. It was time for them to get away from the paparazzi and creepy French neighbors who were...[More]
Yeah, I wasn't surprised at all when Page Six reported this weekend that Kristin Cavallari and Nick Lachey were off. I don't believe that they were ever on. Their relationship seemed like a whipped up fabrication created by smart...[More]
--Isaac Hayes isn’t leaving "South Park" and Chef behind, you ignorant fools. “FoxNews.com has deemed it "ridiculous" that the singer, who has been recovering from a stroke suffered in mid-January, would all of a sudden turn against the show...[More]
[Breakfast: a banana with a tablespoon of almond butter] What does Nick Lachey do when he's had a really stressful day? He recently played video games in the green room before a Sirius interview with Cosmo Girl. This was after...[More]
--"It" Hollywood chick, Jill Soloway, has a blog, so check it out if you haven't already. --Nick Lachey wants spousal support and his bling back. He totally deserves support for putting up with I-can’t-wipe-my-own-ass Jessica Simpson, but his bling...[More]
[Breakfast: oatmeal with maple syrup and green tea] Will Jessica Simpson look as plastic as Pamela Anderson does when she's 40? Previously: Beautiful Breasts Confessions of a Nobu Virgin Newlybeds Stars R Us...[More]
Jamie Lee Curtis being interviewed on the red carpet before the SAG awards by Ryan Seacrest: Ryan Seacrest: "You have quite a big ‘presents’ tonight, don’t you? You have quite an honor." Jamie Lee Curtis: "I do. I get...[More]
Top Ten Ways Jessica Simpson can Remain Interesting in 2006 1. Announce that your marriage to Nick was just a publicity stunt to boost your career and get an MTV show 2. Do a nude pictorial in Playboy 3....[More]
[Breakfast: Papas y Queso from Quality] As always, "Breakfast at Tiffany's" only brings you gossip from the best sources. Will be back later. (P.S. Any JS members have coupons that you can spare? xoxo) Previously: Newlybeds Stars R Us...[More]
[Breakfast: a green tea latte] OK, we've all seen the zillion of tabloid magazine covers with Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson. I've even wondered what the reality of their reality is, even though I shouldn't care. But they did do...[More]
[Breakfast: leftover pizza from Jones Hollywood] Star Magazine did a list a few months back about where to go to find the stars in L.A. I can't even remember where they said except for Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf on...[More]
