Breakfast: Mocha Chip Balance Bar

I was checking out the mailboxes at the UPS Store by my post office. I believe I will get my magazines if I switch my post office box to a UPS Store a few stores down.

I know this isn't logical but so be it. I think the mail employees are more tempted to read my magazines because they know my box is there. The Mail Boxes Etc /UPS Store brochure promises, among other things, a Prestigious Street Address.

And I could probably talk them into processing my Apprentice application for free. The note on their cash register says:

Apprentice Applicants

There will be a $5 processing free.

Mr. Trump would be proud, though I think they could get $10.