[Breakfast: a handful of pistachios]

I wish that I hadn't renewed my subscription to Vanity Fair. How lame is a magazine that trades a cover of a pop icon, Paris Hilton, for past TV star and ex Mrs. Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston? Supposedly Hilton's cover was bumped because the magazine was concerned that too much of her interview was leaking out. However, there seems to be more to it than meets the eye. Weeks earlier there were rumblings that Vanity Fair's own staff were up in arms over Paris Hilton gracing their coveted September cover because they thought La Hilton was not worthy enough. So what if editor-in-chief Graydon Carter alledgedy thinks Hilton is a fine piece of ass and perfect Vanity Fair material. She is the latter.