Kristin Cavallari won't die. I wish that she would at least go back to Laguna Beach. Perez Hilton reports that she and ex-boyfriend, Brody Jenner, are back together again and that "The two enjoyed a very romantic lunch in Malibu on Wednesday at the Marmalade Cafe." Hmm...Marmalade is one of the least romantic restaurants that I can think of. It's like an upscale diner and is part of a chain. What's up with this blah couple? I only care about their existence because it proves my theory about Nick Lachey and Kristin being a fabricated couple. An insider told me that it was allegedly Brody Jenner who tipped off Star magazine about Kristin and Nick. Brody is known around town as a player, so perhaps this was his kiss and makeup present for Kristin. Isn’t that adorable? Hollywood 101: Publicity is much better than a room full of red roses.