I don't know how you can be a celebrity hater and sycophant at the same time, but Perez Hilton has mastered it on his blog. I also don't know how you can dress like Perez and critique celebrity fashion and hair respectively for magazines like Us Weekly and In Touch. (To be fair, the Go Fug Yourself girls don't look too stylish either.) What I do know is that I should hire Perez Hilton as my Blogger Life Coach.