[Source] I'm really surprised that the LAPD arrested Paris instead of issuing her a 48th warning. Poor Paris was so tired and devoid of food that all she wanted was an In-N-Out Burger and maybe was driving too fast--at least that's what she told KIIS-FM. You would think the officers would have escorted her to the burger joint. Paris' knight in shining armor aka Elliot Mintz (Paris' publicist) spun a similar tale:

"She's absolutely fine," Mintz said. "She didn't appear in the least bit to be intoxicated."

At the time of her arrest, Hilton was driving home in her Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren from a charity event where she had one drink, a margarita, he said. She had spent the day shooting a music video for her new album, "Paris."

The DUI was "probably the result of an empty stomach and working all day and being fatigued," Mintz said. [Source]

Yawn. I'm really bored with Paris. I'm almost as bored with her as I am with Nicole Richie.

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