Biel/Jeter vs. Richie/Madden
Part of: 'Ana' Alert , Fashion , Gossip , Hollywood , Nicole Richie , Television

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I know, I know...more bathing suits. I wish I were on a tropical island sipping a pina colada right now, OK??? I have to live vicariously through chicks like Jessica Biel and Nicole Richie until I go on holiday somewhere warm. I would rather have Derek Jeter as a boyfriend, Jessica Biel's body and vacation in Puerto Rico than in Cabo San Lucas and Puerta Vallarta like Nicole Richie and Joel Madden did. All of Hollywood goes to Cabo and stays at One and Only Palmilla--tres boring. Does Joel even have a body? We already know that Nicole doesn't.


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