--Keanu is the latest star to allegedly hit a paparazzo while driving. (Last week it was LL in NYC.) The paparazzi should stop standing in front of moving vehicles. Pictures of celebrities driving in their cars suck anyway. And why do we need another picture of Keanu looking like a homeless person? [Source]

--A Bahamian judge has ordered that a DNA test be done on Dannielynn Hope Marshall Stern to assess who the father is. I’m so relieved. I’ve been waiting with baited breath to see if the father is Zsa Zsa Gabor’s husband, Frederic von Anhalt. [Source]

--Uma Thurman’s publicist has confirmed her split with Andre Balazs. Now I believe it.
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--Heather Mills thinks that she can dance her way into our hearts by appearing on Dancing With Stars. It was one of the few ways she could make a decent living. [Source]

--Adam Sandler finally caught a break. Instead of being a guest on the Late Show tonight, he’s subbing for David Letterman who left early from work due to the stomach flu. Now he can promote his new movie “Reign Over Me” the whole show. [Source]